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Fans of professional wrestling were shocked this week when, during a live broadcast of WWE Raw, color commentator suddenly suffered…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) made a shocking “heel turn” today when the company announced that, contrary to its longstanding charitable…
The never-ending retreat of Hulk Hogan’s hairline reached a new milestone today when it crept all the way down his…
In keeping with a McMahon family tradition, a plump Gobbledy Gooker was ritualistically slaughtered today in preparation for a Thanksgiving…
Despite weeks of high-profile advertising during World Wrestling Entertainment programming, Christmas Bounty — a sappy made-for-TV movie starring WWE superstar…
The championship unification match between John Cena and Randy Orton at World Wrestling Entertainment’s upcoming TLC pay-per-view is being billed…
The newly released History of WWE documentary, which purports to showcase “50 Years of Sports Entertainment,” is being widely criticized…
Adult male fans of professional wrestling have issued a warning to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) stating that if John Cena…
Professional wrestling mogul Vince McMahon confessed today that even he had to look up Survivor Series on Wikipedia in order…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) hosts its annual Survivor Series pay-per-view this weekend, which is especially exciting for 24-year-old blowhard Zachary…
Legendary professional wrestler Hulk Hogan has officially signed on to perform one last headlining match at WrestleMania 30, and to…
The corporate world is taking notice after Kane, a former demonic dentist accused of sexually defiling the corpse of his…
The ubiquitous voices in Randy Orton’s head — which usually counsel and understand the wrestler — reportedly forgot their lines…
Despite having arguably the best seats in the house for a live broadcast of WWE Raw, Nashville-area dipshit Stephen Baxter…
The so-called Internet Wrestling Community (IWC) became suddenly devoid of activity Sunday after fed-up mothers around the world demanded that…
The publishing world celebrated a milestone today when Dean Malenko — the last remaining professional wrestler on earth to not…
In an adorable display of naïvety, 23-year-old wrestling fan Philip Hennessey actually believes that his vote in an online poll…
The college fund of local toddler Wesley Graham was effectively emptied this morning when his 36-year-old father, Jeff Graham, needed…
After two decades of honing his ring skills in the second-rate World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), The Undertaker feels he is…
Nearly 16,000 fans at Toronto’s Air Canada Centre demonstrated quintessential Canadian politeness during a recent broadcast of WWE Monday Night…
Injured professional wrestler Evan Bourne is expected to receive medical clearance to return to the WWE ring within the next…
Legendary professional wrestler Ric “Nature Boy” Flair has vowed he will come out of retirement to face one of his…
Chris Corruthers, a longtime fan of professional wrestling and salty processed snacks, was disappointed today when snapping into a Slim…
Professional wrestler Big E Langston revealed today that his mysterious middle initial, E, which has been a topic of debate…