Kayfabe News

BREAKING! Tyson vs. Flair CONFIRMED for WrestleMania 46

WWE reduces its Corbin footprint

Undertaker endorses MyPillow

Goldberg complains of “chronic foot pain” since Bret Hart headbutted it

Batista finally sheds embarrassing flab

Vince McMahon releasing his own self-made documentary via TOUT

WWE fires Creative Team and replaces it with artificial unintelligence

Fake Diesel and Fake Razor Ramon to be inducted into WWE Hall of Fake

Hulk Hogan endorses Joe Biden too but with black stubble

WWE Hall of Famer gets color the hard way

WWE signs Great Khali Jr. — who stands three feet taller than his giant father!

Seth Rollins launches GoFundMe to cover “devastating” wardrobe-related debt

“World Heavyweight Championship” currently held by 846 independent wrestlers

Faced with impossible choice, millions of Americans intend to write-in “Jack Tunney” on presidential ballot

Whoopi Out, Undertaker In! Wrestling Deadman Replaces Goldberg on The View

Undertaker coming out of retirement: “I will never rest in peace”

Mysterious chessmaster from the Orient blinds opponents with green mist

AEW boss Tony Khan does press conference in full body traction

Former WWE chairman now performing on indy wrestling circuit as “Mistah McMann”

Dean Ambrose was supposed to be part of Shield reunion but got lost on the way to ring

AEW announces new 24/7 backstage webcam stream

Struggling to make ends meet, Vince McMahon now selling autographs at wrestling conventions

“That was the final WrestleMania” — new WWE boss Paul Levesque says “40 is enough”

People who held up giant cardboard heads throughout WrestleMania now suffering from terrible diarrhea, we hope