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Trump appoints Max Moon head of Space Force

Just days after WWE Hall of Famer and US “President” Donald Trump announced a new “Space Force” as the sixth branch of the US military, he decreed that the organization will be led by intergalactic grappler Max Moon. “America...

Just days after WWE Hall of Famer and US “President” Donald Trump announced a new “Space Force”...

Science confirms slapping thigh makes superkick more devastating

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“Randy” Ronda Rooney debuts on Impact Wrestling

WWE to replace “Money in the Bank” with more innovative “Bitcoin in the Blockchain”

Selfish grandfather schedules 90th birthday party during NXT TakeOver

Mark Henry looking forward to Father’s Day brunch with Hand

Trump adds hair-versus-hair stipulation to historic North Korea summit

WWE wastes opportunity for most satisfying Hair vs. Hair match of all time

Adorable! These grown men exchange wolfie-finger-kisses and call each other “too sweet”

HOLY S**T! Japanese star Kenji Fujiwara signs with WWE

CM Punk “does the job” to “put over” developmental talent Mike Jackson

Did you know? John Cena’s UFC record is nearly identical to CM Punk’s

WWE vows to help planet by reducing its Corbin footprint

World’s worst architect encourages burning it down

Strowman lands endorsement deal with manufacturer of prosthetic hands

Dance-off or Food Fight? What’s Your Favorite Wrestling Match Type?

Cost-cutting WWE switches to Money in the Bank fannypack

Thunderclaps and smoke herald Undertaker’s entrance to Taco Bell

Elias learns fourth chord

Nakamura suffers scrotum-shaped bruise on arm after AJ Styles delivers another vicious groinshot

“He’ll grow out of it,” mother of wrestling fan says for 37th consecutive year

“I only watch NJPW,” tweets man watching Total Divas

Trump demands North Korea shut down its green mist program

Wrestling fans horrified to learn Lashley also has five brothers