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Jim “Kamala” Harris announces presidential bid

Fans of professional wrestling are abuzz today following the announcement that Jim Harris — better known as Kamala — has announced he will run for the presidency of the United States. CNN reported this morning that Kamala Harris has...

Fans of professional wrestling are abuzz today following the announcement that Jim Harris — better known as...

McMahon finally scrapes last bits of cement out of Corvette

WWE addresses “toxic masculinity” by mandating all feuds be settled via respectful dialogue

Seeking PG rating, WWE Network overdubs all instances of “suck it” to “love it”

Lesnar signs with All Elite Wrestling

McMahon submits “Top 10 Greatest Promoters” article to Bleacher Report under pen name

Government shutdown leaves Linda McMahon “struggling to make ends meet” without pay

Warden of prison in Punjab calls WWE match “wildly inaccurate”

Trump credits WWE for inspiring his proposed new “Immigration Chamber”

Scientists baffled by mysterious hairlike matter dangling from Hogan’s bandana

Jaded wrestling fan already sick of All Elite Wrestling

A look back at Heath Slater’s independent career as “El Generico”

Finn Bálor vows 2019 will finally be his year to “lose some damn weight”

Flat-Earthers demand WWE fix “misleading” Intercontinental belt

EXCLUSIVE first look at the revamped Raw set for 2019

Want to feel old? Shawn Michaels just turned 80!

Vince McMahon gets “WWE Forever” neck tattoo

Wrestling nerd already has five candidates for “Match of the Year”

Curt Hawkins undefeated all year

Lesnar makes New Year’s Resolution to take more time off work

Heel Daniel Bryan switches to all-meat diet

Leaked WWE documents reveal new names and gimmicks for main-roster call-ups

Manhattan skyline lights up after Undertaker accidentally raises arms

Miz to replace Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible franchise

Increasingly volatile McMahon threatens WWE “shutdown” if ratings don’t improve