evan bourne returnInjured professional wrestler Evan Bourne is expected to receive medical clearance to return to the WWE ring within the next 17 years, sources say.

A physiotherapist who been helping with Bourne’s rehabilitation told Kayfabe News that Bourne should be ready to perform by the year 2029 “at the very latest.”

“With any luck, he’ll be performing his Air Bourne shooting star press by 2025.”

Bourne has been on the WWE’s injured list for a full year now, having broken his foot in four places in an automobile accident.

Despite having ballooned in weight up to 423 pounds due to a lack of physical activity of the past year, Bourne is reportedly planning to spend a few minutes every day on a treadmill, starting next week.