Becky Lynch’s baby to hatch from enormous egg at Survivor Series

Obese and clumsy, Edge continues to tarnish his once-proud WWE legacy

BREAKING! Turner buys WWE

The debate is over! THIS is the greatest match of all time! Thanks WWE!

Undertaker documentary looks back his early WWE days as “Crush”

Helmsley suddenly realizes “Hunter” and “Game” are basically opposites

Local medical facility where wrestler was taken turns out to be a “hospital”

Who is the father of Becky’s child? Here are five candidates!

TV’s zaniest sitcom delivers a “laugh riot” in latest madcap episode

Viral documentary finally exposes TRUTH behind Montreal #PlanJob

“Dark Side of the Ring” revisits tragic tale of baby punted by Snitsky

Goddammit, having the MITB match at WWE Headquarters is actually too frigging brilliant to satirize

Styles returns from grave, sees shadow — so bundle up for a chilly spring

Wrestling experts baffled after contract signing goes smoothly

Will Pentagon Jr. ever escape the shadow of Pentagon Sr.?

WWE SOLD TO ESPN! That’s what our headline will be if this happens! Just practicing!

McMahon reportedly “feeling unwell” and he’s gonna, he’s gonna, heeee’s gonnnna, he’s gonna puke

The Kayfabe News Raw Review — Episode 1 of 9,384

Trump recommends shaving the head of your nemesis as virus cure

WrestleMania 36 shattered Performance Center attendance records

Thousands of Floridians hospitalized after missing “essential” episode of WWE Raw

Raw cancelled after McMahon “totally thought today was Sunday”

WWE to hold “house shows” via Zoom meetings

Mexico donates 2 million lucha masks to aid struggling US

Afterlife recruits perfect NEWWWWW announcer

McMahon advises Trump to dangle economic stimulus package over America in metal briefcase

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