NON-BREAKING NON-NEWS! CM Punk Goes on Rant

WWE boss Vince McMahon selling his Connecticut castle for $3.2 billion

Great Muta to be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame

WWE and RuPaul join forces for Drag Queen of the Ring

X-Pac packs Pac’s backpack with knick-knacks and bric-a-brac

“I am the real Tribal Chief,” declares Roman’s uncle Luther Reigns

Nicholas ready to get back in the ring at WrestleMania

Ultra-realistic WWE 2K23 features mid-match commercial breaks

Hitman wins! WWE finally reverses controversial “screwjob” decision

Generic luchador spotted in Montreal

Suspected WWE spy balloon spotted floating above AEW event

Football “marks” gullibly watch their lame and phoney annual rip-off of WrestleMania

Wrestling fans have spoken and their message is loud and clear: “Bring back Snooki”

Florida sex-ed curriculum now limited to Edge and Lita’s “Live Sex Celebration”

Scientists baffled by Frisbees adorned with wrestling poetry falling from sky

WWE searching for muscular blond to take over “Hulk Hogan” character from Terry Bollea

“Yes, it was all a work” — Bret Hart admits he masterminded Montreal Screwjob

Reigns loses both WWE championships at indy show

Vince McMahon launching “extreme” slap-fight promotion XSL

Satan buys WWE

Elon Musk buys WWE for $44.1 billion

Meet the six new members of the WWE Board of Directors

WWE board meeting disrupted by mysterious “higher power”

Wrestling super-nerd already has six candidates for “2023 Match of the Year”

The 10 Most Important Pieces of Pro Wrestling Journalism of 2022

WWE just banned these 15 “offensive” wrestling terms

WWE announces WrestleMania 40 ringside seats will cost over $2 million apiece