BREAKING: Triple H announces WWE “changing back to WWF, effective immediately”

Vince McMahon was “my toughest opponent,” recalls God

Face it: Vince McMahon’s influence on pro wrestling was pretty minimal

Vince McMahon announces “triumphant return” minutes after retirement

Ric Flair announces 30-city “Last Match Ever” tour

“I only watch wrestling ironically,” man insists for 27th consecutive year

Most people can’t name these 20 iconic pro wrestlers — can you?

Amid rising travel costs, WWE returning to ThunderDome “indefinitely”

Non-shocking allegations imply Vince McMahon is exactly the person we always assumed him to be

Major Wrestling Spoiler — You’ve Been Warned!

WWE vs. AEW “Supershow” confirmed for Sept. 31

You’ll never guess which WWE Hall of Famer irrefutably incited a violent and treasonous insurrection to overthrow American democracy!

Canadian Supreme Court overturns 1997 “screwjob” decision

Supreme Court could overturn historic “Mae vs WWE” statute on hand-birthing by seniors

Mysterious masked newcomer Mr. McMerica joins WWE

WWE fans propose alternate slogan: “Then. Now. Forever. But you’re on your own here, Vince.”

Austin Theory attacked by arch-rival Dallas Hypothesis

Jeff Hardy and Sunny bump into one another during fingerprinting again

Cena accidentally visits kid who doesn’t know he’s sick yet

Elias and Ezekiel joined in WWE by sister Eleanore

Cody Rhodes finally inherits his father’s splotch

National Chair Association says the only solution to rising chairshots is more chairs

Pro wrestler “predetermines” orgasm

WWE Women’s Division storylines obviously written by men

CM Punk abortion-rights shirt sparks backlash among thousands of wrestling fans with zero uteruses

Michael Cole can’t believe his eyes again. Again!

Flair vs. Hogan confirmed for WWE SummerSlam