From the Archives

Elias’ debut album outsells Beatles, Eagles and Michael Jackson combined

Progressive WWE says next “Hell in a Cell” cage will be rainbow-colored

Piercing industry suffers drastic drop in revenues following WWE event

Pay-per-view cancelled after Cell violates WWE’s Hellness Policy

After a lifetime of celibacy waiting for the right woman, Ric Flair finally has sex

Mauro Ranallo suspended for “excessive on-air greetings” to his mother, Mia

WikiLeaks threatens to publish all 100,000 pages of Hillbilly Jim speech

Lone wolf humps big dog in yard

Study reveals majority of WWE fans would technically Waddle With Elias

Anonymous New York Times editorial describes chaos in Corbin administration

Young Bucks sign to WWE as The New New Rockers

Sexist pig expresses preference for men’s wrestling

Raw postponed to give overworked sports-entertainers a much-deserved Labor Day holiday

WWE returning to Saudi Arabia for “The Greatest All In”

WWE has-beens and never-weres perform in pathetic non-WWE “event”

WOWZERS! Check Out These Pro Wrestlers’ Dick Pics!

Who is “Allin” and why are wrestling nerds so excited about his debut?

Trump blasts Pro Wrestling Illustrated as “FAKE NEWS” for not including him in PWI 500

Backstage source: Owens to be repackaged as bleach-blonde “Real American”

Is Hornswoggle behind the new QAnonGM conspiracy?

Gunn confesses he is actually more of a breast man

WEIRD! Papa Shango and the Godfather have identical tattoos

Corbin demoted to Cadet

Study: Less than one percent of “professional wrestlers” wrestle as a profession

EDUCATION CRISIS! 9 out of 10 Americans can’t name three past WWE US Champions

Reigns announces he will defend Universal Championship only four times per year

Entire universe celebrates crowning of its new champion