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Can you identify these WWE Superstars by extreme close-ups of their left nipples?

Michael Cole describes what his son Adam was like as a baybay

Insomniac wrestler can’t sleep until referee raises and drops his arm three times

Lanny or Mauro? Which do you hear in this weird audio illusion?

Cesaro loses arm after tape affixing it to shoulder comes unstuck

Wrestling fan spends his last money in the bank on ticket to event of same name

Somewhere, Lashley still telling Renee Young about his sisters

WWE to hang neon “APPLAUSE” sign over ring during Reigns promos

Kurt Angle correctly pronounces “WWE”

Advanced facial-recognition software proves Mr. America was actually Dan Spivey

Self-described “old school wrestling fan” remembers when The Shield debuted

Heroic announce table saves yet another wrestler from direct collision with floor

Long-lost pilot episode of “Ride Along” features bust of Sheik and Duggan

Wrestling fan unsure how to tell his friends he likes Roman Reigns

5 Predictions for WWE Slapdash or Flapjack or Backpack or Whatever This Sunday’s Show is Called

Men not allowed to compete at upcoming Greatest Survivor Series in Themyscira

Mouths inexplicably open wider after Miz’s hand goes up

WWE permanently relocating to Middle East

WWE adds “The Greatest” to name of every pay-per-view

WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Brains Strowman

Helmsley bestows nickname “Trips” on Titus O’Neil

Mysterious illness forces countless wrestling fans to call in sick for work

Ringside regulars grudgingly begin long journey to Saudi Arabia

Man wearing leather jacket over bare torso inexplicably not laughed at

Mainstream media inexplicably ignores Superstar Shake-Up

Washed-up Nicholas struggling to stay relevant on indy circuit

United Arab Emirates to host The Greatest American Bash