Seeking PG rating, WWE Network overdubs all instances of “suck it” to “love it”

Lesnar signs with All Elite Wrestling

McMahon submits “Top 10 Greatest Promoters” article to Bleacher Report under pen name

Government shutdown leaves Linda McMahon “struggling to make ends meet” without pay

Warden of prison in Punjab calls WWE match “wildly inaccurate”

Trump credits WWE for inspiring his proposed new “Immigration Chamber”

Scientists baffled by mysterious hairlike matter dangling from Hogan’s bandana

Jaded wrestling fan already sick of All Elite Wrestling

A look back at Heath Slater’s independent career as “El Generico”

Finn Bálor vows 2019 will finally be his year to “lose some damn weight”

Flat-Earthers demand WWE fix “misleading” Intercontinental belt

EXCLUSIVE first look at the revamped Raw set for 2019

Want to feel old? Shawn Michaels just turned 80!

Vince McMahon gets “WWE Forever” neck tattoo

Wrestling nerd already has five candidates for “Match of the Year”

Curt Hawkins undefeated all year

Lesnar makes New Year’s Resolution to take more time off work

Heel Daniel Bryan switches to all-meat diet

Leaked WWE documents reveal new names and gimmicks for main-roster call-ups

Manhattan skyline lights up after Undertaker accidentally raises arms

Miz to replace Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible franchise

Increasingly volatile McMahon threatens WWE “shutdown” if ratings don’t improve

Nativity scene at WWE Christmas Pageant ruined after Hornswoggle escapes manger

WWE “seriously considering” Universal Championship run for David Arquette

Hulk Hogan officially the second-worst orange-skinned, wispy-haired buffoon in WWE Hall of Fame

McMahon promises to “shake things up” with more frantic camera zooming

“Changing with the times,” WWE bans all forms of emotional and physical aggression