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WWE superstar Sheamus has returned to action after being sidelined with an injury, but most fans and fellow wrestlers haven’t…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), in keeping with its long tradition of hiring gargantuan monster bad guys, or “heels,” has signed…
Dixie Carter, president of Total Non-Stop Action (TNA) Wrestling, has neither confirmed nor denied that she intends to make an…
Fans of professional wrestling worldwide are in shock today after WrestleScoops.com, an online source of wrestling news and opinion, backed…
Billy Corgan, lead singer of 1990s alt-rock band The Smashing Pumpkins, has reportedly expressed an interest in purchasing a bunch…
After weeks of speculation about a potential sale, struggling professional wrestling promotion Total Non-Stop Action has been listed on the…
Professional wrestler and inbred redneck Erick Rowan admitted today that he is terrified of the impending WWE debut of his…
Randolph Weber, a destitute homeless man who lives beneath a Dallas overpass, was complimented on Halloween night for what onlookers…
The newly released video game WWE 2K14 has received critical acclaim for its graphics and controls, but many fans complain…
Shawn Michaels, a 48-year-old Texan with a receding hairline and a penchant for camouflage clothing, inexplicably still refers to himself…
According to a study released today by Harvard’s Center for Digital Communications, there is precisely no overlap in membership between…
Just like millions of professional wrestling fans worldwide, R-Truth admits he is “completely stumped” as to why he is prominently…
Eleven-year-old Jimmy Blackmore, despite being confined to a wheelchair due to a rare neurological disorder, is hoping to somehow re-injure…
Professional wrestler John Cena has, on many intimate occasions during his high-profile romance with WWE Diva Nikki Bella, avoided impregnating…
Carlos Cabrera and Marcelo Rodriguez, the Spanish-language commentators for World Wrestling Entertainment, have reportedly taken workplace safety grievances into their…
Total Non-Stop Action (TNA) Wrestling announced today that it hopes to boost its television viewership by airing video packages recapping…
In a terrifying alternate universe where all the earthly laws of nature and logic are subverted, Mike Adamle has returned…
Despite his boastful claims of intellectual superiority, Damien Sandow committed a rudimentary spelling error when he wrote his own trademark…
Elliott Jenkins, a 67-year-old homeless man living in the dumpster behind a Tampa-area Walmart, was pleased to discover today that…
Professional wrestler Curtis Axel paid a lackluster tribute to his late father, Curt “Mr. Perfect” Hennig, by delivering a half-baked…
On the heels of its Bound for Glory event, Total Non-Stop Action (TNA) Wrestling has announced that its next pay-per-view…
In a failed attempt to order tonight’s Global Impact Nonstop Force Impact Wrestling pay-per-view, Bound for Glory, Robert Ward of…
An emotional wrestling fan, confronted with the notion that Kayfabe News reports is satirical “unreal” stories, tearfully sobbed today that…
Now that Bray Wyatt is earning a decent salary in World Wrestling Entertainment, he has finally discarded his old oil…