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In an unprecedented feat of strength, Swiss professional wrestler Antonio Cesaro delivered his signature finisher, The Neutralizer, to a full-sized…
Former Olympian and professional wrestler Kurt Angle has announced that he plans to compete in the 2044 Olympic Summer Games…
After spending years getting an assortment of symbols inked into every available patch of his skin, champion wrestler CM Punk…
Professional wrestling legend Jake “The Snake” Roberts invoked his inner demons yesterday to place a bloodcurdling, barely audible order for…
WWE superstar John Cena is undeterred by the taunts of fans around the world because he mistakenly believes they are…
Monday Night Raw, the flagship weekly program of World Wrestling Entertainment, will increase in duration to nine hours starting in…
Rookie professional wrestler Sam Shaw, eager to assert his individuality in TNA Wrestling, got both his arms tattooed with large,…
Stephen Andrews, a 44-year-old Seattle man who has struggled with sex addiction his entire adult life, believed nothing could quell…
The new three-disc box set chronicling the rise and fall of the New World Order starts out fine, but quickly…
The wrestling world lost one of its most passionate and lonely inhabitants yesterday when the sole remaining member of the…
Eleven-year-old Zachary Peters, a self-described “die-hard WWE fan,” had to ask his father what the second W in the acronym…
United Nations weapons inspectors are demanding access to factories in Iran where they believe scientists are developing atomic elbows. “We…
According to backstage rumors, World Wrestling Entertainment’s creative team is preparing for the debut of a stormtrooper-inspired Diva to be…
Professional wrestler A.J. Styles, a mainstay in Total Non-Stop Action (TNA) Wrestling, no longer needs to worry about forgetting his…
Semi-retired professional wrestler Mick Foley, known for the “hardcore” violence of his matches, was surprised yesterday to discover a rusty…
According to many reviewers, the new World Wrestling Entertainment video game released today by THQ achieves a level of realism…
Fans at a recent independent wrestling event in New Jersey were reportedly shocked by how blatantly homophobic — and, at…
Wrestling fans worldwide were shocked yesterday when WWE’s merchandising division released a t-shirt that isn’t hideously ugly. The shirt, which…
Elliot Ramsay, a 44-year-old insurance salesman with an otherwise normal life, spent Sunday afternoon re-enacting WrestleMania 3 in its entirety…
The staff at video game studio THQ are said to be feverishly working around the clock to omit all traces…
World Wrestling Entertainment made an abrupt, 180-degree turn in its public relations strategy today by announcing a campaign in support…
Legendary professional wrestler The Undertaker found himself straining his eyes to read his local newspaper after dusk yesterday, so he…
Tyler McKinney, a self-described “smark” and avid member of the so-called Internet Wrestling Community (IWC), has the supremely annoying habit…
Professional wrestler Randy Orton has been caught in a sting operation by Dateline NBC’s popular hidden-camera show “To Catch an…