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Jericho Punk
March 14, 2012
After Chris Jericho’s shocking revelation Monday that CM Punk’s father is an alcoholic, Punk retaliated with the accusation that Jericho’s…
Knucklehead sequel
March 13, 2012
WWE superstar The Big Show confirmed yesterday that he has reached a deal to star in the two sequels of…
The Rock concert
March 13, 2012
As their weekly war of words continued on WWE Raw last night, The Rock demonstrated that his singing ability is…
March 12, 2012
Pediatric hospitals worldwide are reporting a rash of seizures among children, apparently sparked by the flashing lights on Chris Jericho’s…
March 12, 2012
Elliot Harrington was one of thousands of lucky children to receive a pair of sunglasses from Bret “Hitman” Hart in…
Rob Van Dam
March 11, 2012
The cacophonous, discordant noise that blares during Rob Van Dam’s ring entrances in TNA has been named “The Worst Song…
March 10, 2012
Hoping to demonstrate that he is an “old-school wrestling fan,” 21-year-old Terry Reid is wearing a WWF t-shirt, unaware that…
Katie Vick
March 9, 2012
WWE superstar Kane is expected to soon stand trial for the wrongful death and “indecent defilement” of an alleged unrequited…
Parts Known
March 8, 2012
Drake Cypher, a villainous independent wrestler with a vaguely mysterious persona, hails from the marginally curious locale Parts Known. “It’s…
Ronnie Garvin stomp
March 7, 2012
In a rare transition from professional wrestling to Broadway theater, “Rugged” Ronnie Garvin has joined the cast of the popular…
March 6, 2012
A rarely seen submission hold called the Figure-Five Leglock has been deemed “too complicated” and “more trouble than it’s worth”…
Front yard wrestling
March 6, 2012
Parent groups across America are rallying to put a stop to the current front-yard wrestling craze, in which adolescent youth…
Sin Cara trampoline
March 5, 2012
Sources within WWE report that the small trampoline used by Mexican wrestler Sin Cara to make his spectacular over-the-top-rope ring…
Stephen Hawking WWE Universe
March 5, 2012
Though he has decoded some of the deepest mysteries of our cosmos, renowned astrophysicist Stephen Hawking confesses he is “completely…
Shawn Michaels God
March 4, 2012
The almighty creator of the universe, God, recently reminisced with fondness about tagging with Shawn Michaels to battle the McMahons…
Vince McMahon
March 2, 2012
Despite owning the world’s most successful professional wrestling empire for more than three decades, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon still insists…
Mae Young Hand
March 1, 2012
Proving the old adage that “kids grow up so fast,” Mae Young’s baby hand just celebrated its 13th birthday. It…
Limp Bizkit
February 29, 2012
In an unprecedented piece of showbiz negotiation, World Wrestling Entertainment has struck a deal with rap-metal band Limp Bizkit to…
February 27, 2012
Kayfabe News has learned that legendary hardcore wrestler Mick Foley recently signed a deal with publisher Knopf Doubleday to release…
rick rude wwe dead
February 24, 2012
Sources in heaven tell Kayfabe News that “Ravishing” Rick Rude frequently insists that male angels, souls and other ethereal beings…
Madonna Kaballah
February 23, 2012
Fans of legendary pop queen Madonna were shocked yesterday to learn that she is not, as previously believed, a follower…
Vickie Guerrero
February 21, 2012
An embarrassed Vickie Guerrero failed to smooth over a delicate situation yesterday by shrieking “excuse me” after an unexpected burst…
Punjabi Prison
February 17, 2012
Confidential documents leaked from WWE headquarters in Stamford reveal that Jinder Mahal was hired primarily so the company would have…
John Laurinaitis
February 13, 2012
After suffering for years with a raspy voice and constricted larynx, WWE executive John Laurinaitis finally cleared his throat Monday,…