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In the main event of this year’s WrestleMania, star of bad movies Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson will square off against…
Despite its devastating effect when delivered by John Cena in the wrestling ring, the Five Knuckle Shuffle proved “frigging useless”…
Motivated by jealousy of her pretty and famous sisters, Gladys Bella — the little-known Bella Triplet — has emerged from…
Wrestling legend and avid outdoorsman Shawn Michaels announced this week that he will star in a new hunting show on…
John Cena has announced what he calls a “surefire strategy” to guarantee a WrestleMania victory over The Rock: paper. “Paper…
People who watch professional wrestling are “totally dumb” because it is “so fake,” insists 22-year-old Trisha Brubacher, a devoted fan…
During a routine medical exam last week, former WWE superstar Rikishi debuted a new move called The Stinkfinger. Rikishi gained…
Paul Roma complained to his local post office yesterday when he failed to receive his invitation to the WWE Hall…
The newly released wrestling video game WWE 2K14 is reportedly so realistic that players can receive suspensions for violating the…
The so-called Gorilla Position — a backstage nook at wrestling events named for late WWE legend Gorilla Monsoon, who often…
Despite his protestations to the contrary, wrestling legend Hulk Hogan is rumored to be showing signs of male pattern baldness,…
Thanks to incessant on-air mentions and on-screen graphics, the popular social media service Twitter is currently a trending topic on…
A disastrous wrestling tour of Nigeria marred by bomb threats, armed captivity and financial strife was “a frigging cakewalk” compared…
A team of Harvard paleontologists on a dig in the Nevada badlands has unearthed the skeleton of a rare Funkasaurus…
Following a seven-hour interrogation by security guards at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport, CM Punk admitted he “probably shouldn’t have mentioned pipe…
TNA Wrestling announced yesterday its plans to launch a film production company, with its inaugural release, No Holds Barred 2,…
While filing some paperwork at the small mortuary he operates in rural Alabama, former WWE manager Paul Bearer suddenly realized…
Ahmed Johnson, a muscular wrestler who achieved fame in WWE during the mid-1990s, is reportedly enjoying his latest run in…
WWE announced today that its renowned Hall of Fame has temporarily closed for a major renovation project. The building —…
The medical staff of World Wrestling Entertainment is baffled by the dramatic decline in an injury that was once commonplace…