Limp Bizkit
To the relief of wrestling fans worldwide, WWE has ensured that Limp Bizkit will not perform at WrestleMania.

In an unprecedented piece of showbiz negotiation, World Wrestling Entertainment has struck a deal with rap-metal band Limp Bizkit to ensure they will not perform at WrestleMania 30 in April.

“We are proud to announce that Limp Bizkit will not be — in fact never be — part of WrestleMania again,” WWE Chairman Vince McMahon said during a press conference yesterday.

“Once was enough,” McMahon added. “In fact, it was probably too much.”

Limp Bizkit performed at WrestleMania 19, which “seemed like a good idea at the time, but wasn’t,” said McMahon.

In a sub-clause of Limp Bizkit’s non-performance contract, it was also confirmed that WWE Raw will never, ever be hosted again by Dennis Miller.