Vickie Guerrero
A mortified Vickie Guerrero only made matters worse when she squealed "excuse me" in an earsplitting tone following a relatively quiet breaking of wind.

An embarrassed Vickie Guerrero failed to smooth over a delicate situation yesterday by shrieking “excuse me” after an unexpected burst of flatulence.

“Excuse me!” she hollered shrilly in a long line-up at her local post office.

Others at the post office were reportedly more alarmed by her earsplitting apology than her fart, which was barely audible and relatively innocuous in scent.

She only exacerbated the problem when she added: “I said EXCUSE ME!”

Guerrero suffered similar embarrassment last month when she squealed “excuse me” after a muffled sneeze in church.