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After becoming marooned during a blizzard outside Winnipeg, a resourceful Hornswoggle prevented hypothermia by burrowing himself into the hollowed-out belly…
The sudden appearance of a new Gobbledy Gooker egg sparked deep concern in the WWE locker room until a quick-thinking…
Sources close to Natalya Neidhart say the Diva is secretly dreading the next gimmick WWE’s creative team has dreamed up…
After Chris Jericho’s shocking revelation Monday that CM Punk’s father is an alcoholic, Punk retaliated with the accusation that Jericho’s…
WWE superstar The Big Show confirmed yesterday that he has reached a deal to star in the two sequels of…
As their weekly war of words continued on WWE Raw last night, The Rock demonstrated that his singing ability is…
Pediatric hospitals worldwide are reporting a rash of seizures among children, apparently sparked by the flashing lights on Chris Jericho’s…
Elliot Harrington was one of thousands of lucky children to receive a pair of sunglasses from Bret “Hitman” Hart in…
The cacophonous, discordant noise that blares during Rob Van Dam’s ring entrances in TNA has been named “The Worst Song…
Hoping to demonstrate that he is an “old-school wrestling fan,” 21-year-old Terry Reid is wearing a WWF t-shirt, unaware that…
WWE superstar Kane is expected to soon stand trial for the wrongful death and “indecent defilement” of an alleged unrequited…
Drake Cypher, a villainous independent wrestler with a vaguely mysterious persona, hails from the marginally curious locale Parts Known. “It’s…
In a rare transition from professional wrestling to Broadway theater, “Rugged” Ronnie Garvin has joined the cast of the popular…
A rarely seen submission hold called the Figure-Five Leglock has been deemed “too complicated” and “more trouble than it’s worth”…
Parent groups across America are rallying to put a stop to the current front-yard wrestling craze, in which adolescent youth…
Sources within WWE report that the small trampoline used by Mexican wrestler Sin Cara to make his spectacular over-the-top-rope ring…
Though he has decoded some of the deepest mysteries of our cosmos, renowned astrophysicist Stephen Hawking confesses he is “completely…
The almighty creator of the universe, God, recently reminisced with fondness about tagging with Shawn Michaels to battle the McMahons…
Despite owning the world’s most successful professional wrestling empire for more than three decades, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon still insists…
Proving the old adage that “kids grow up so fast,” Mae Young’s baby hand just celebrated its 13th birthday. It…
In an unprecedented piece of showbiz negotiation, World Wrestling Entertainment has struck a deal with rap-metal band Limp Bizkit to…
An unfortunate typo resulted in a mob of unsavory people showing up at a Toronto arena for what was advertised…
Dolph Ziggler was beaming with pride yesterday when, after months of puppy training, he finally got his dog, a scrappy…
Kayfabe News has learned that legendary hardcore wrestler Mick Foley recently signed a deal with publisher Knopf Doubleday to release…