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Wrestling promoter and personality Paul Heyman had a self-described “epiphany moment” yesterday when he realized that his ever-present baseball cap…
Sources in heaven tell Kayfabe News that “Ravishing” Rick Rude frequently insists that male angels, souls and other ethereal beings…
Fans of legendary pop queen Madonna were shocked yesterday to learn that she is not, as previously believed, a follower…
The subject of ongoing scholarly debate and study, Lanny Poffo’s poetic oeuvre remains as intriguing and polarizing as it was…
An embarrassed Vickie Guerrero failed to smooth over a delicate situation yesterday by shrieking “excuse me” after an unexpected burst…
Shortly after purchasing his copy of WWE ‘13 for Playstation 3, local half-wit Craig Williamson threw down his controller in…
Shuffling toward his bathroom in the dark for a late-night pee, Abdullah the Butcher stubbed his toe on a door…
Confidential documents leaked from WWE headquarters in Stamford reveal that Jinder Mahal was hired primarily so the company would have…
After a long and moderately successful WWE career, Bob Holly is returning to what he calls his “first true love,”…
TNA Wrestling mainstay “Showtime” Eric Young announced yesterday that he is nearly ready to unveil his 100th character gimmick. “It’s…
Sources close to Vince Russo report that the infamous wrestling matchmaker has somehow even managed to screw up the booking…
Former WWE wrestler Tugboat arrived in Tuscany yesterday to lend his strength and seafaring experience to the recovery of the…
After suffering for years with a raspy voice and constricted larynx, WWE executive John Laurinaitis finally cleared his throat Monday,…
In the main event of this year’s WrestleMania, star of bad movies Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson will square off against…
Scientists are struggling to explain the continuation of seismic activity around the world nearly six years after the passing of…
10. Law and Order: Otunga 9. Tanning with Sheamus …
Despite its devastating effect when delivered by John Cena in the wrestling ring, the Five Knuckle Shuffle proved “frigging useless”…
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan sparked public concern about his mental health this week when he purported to be the current…
Despite spending several hours creating a large sign to hold aloft during Monday’s broadcast of WWE Raw, audience member Marshall…
Motivated by jealousy of her pretty and famous sisters, Gladys Bella — the little-known Bella Triplet — has emerged from…
Wrestling legend and avid outdoorsman Shawn Michaels announced this week that he will star in a new hunting show on…
Hunter Hearst Helmsley achieved another milestone in his storied WWE career this week by uttering the words “this business” for…
John Cena has announced what he calls a “surefire strategy” to guarantee a WrestleMania victory over The Rock: paper. “Paper…
Wrestling legend Hillbilly Jim was almost inconsolable yesterday after waking up alone. “Aww, dang,” said Jim as he rolled out…