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Newly elected pope Jorge Mario Bergoglio has taken a page from the book of WWE rookie Fandango, refusing to address…
Fans of World Wrestling Entertainment were overjoyed this week by the surprise backstage appearance of the Bella Quadruplets. “So great…
Following a career-damaging appearance on Monday Night Raw to hype a movie produced by WWE Studios, actress Halle Berry has…
As a cost-cutting measure, World Wrestling Entertainment recently released Randy Orton and replaced him with a with a life-size lookalike…
Flamboyant professional wrestler Fandango has become increasingly reluctant to perform, and has now refused to set foot in the WWE…
At a recent WWE house show in Buffalo, the team of Heath Slater, Drew McIntrye and Jinder Mahal were drastically…
After decades of poor officiating due to their tendency to be easily distracted, all WWE referees recently underwent treatment for…
Aiming to punish World Wrestling Entertainment for countless incidents of blasphemy, God is reportedly cooking up “a rainstorm of biblical…
WWE Champion The Rock reportedly collapsed in a hotel room yesterday due to exhaustion caused by the rigors of defending…
The members of renegade wrestling faction The Shield have released another handheld video threatening there “will be hell to pay”…
Legendary professional wrestler The Undertaker has emerged from seclusion and vowed that he will return to the WWE ring —…
Fed up with preposterous storylines and silly matches, fans at a recent TNA Wrestling taping erupted into a resounding chant…
More than 25 years after The Giant Machine first appeared in the World Wrestling Federation, some conspiracy theorists insist the masked…
Nearly 10 months after being hired to Florida Championship Wrestling — a “developmental” territory where rookie wrestlers hone their craft…
Citing declining attendance at live events and falling pay-per-view buyrates,TNA Wrestling announced today that all future events will be held…
Fans of professional wrestling were shocked when it was discovered that a so-called “retirement match” actually led to a real,…
According to a report released today by NASA, the meteor that hurtled toward Russia Friday would have caused catastrophically more…
Harvard primatologists made an important breakthrough this month when they taught professional wrestler Brock Lesnar to communicate simple words and…
The latest unsubstantiated rumor to have surfaced from the John Cena sex scandal alleges that porn actress Kendra Lust gave…
On a day when happy couples exchange flowers and kisses, professional wrestler Kane reminisces wistfully on his one true valentine,…
Professional wrestler Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is enjoying a burst in popularity among a large but previously untapped demographic: unfortunate…
Following today’s announcement that Greco-Roman wrestling will not be part of the 2020 Olympic Games, thousands of would-be Olympic wrestlers…
An all-Divas Elimination Chamber match has been booked for this Sunday’s Elimination Chamber pay-per-view as part of WWE’s new “Equal…
Professional wrestler “Pope” D’Angelo Dinero spent this morning updating his resume in hopes of applying for the recently vacated job…