Citing declining attendance at live events and falling pay-per-view buyrates,TNA Wrestling announced today that all future events will be held in the homes of individual fans.

“We want our fans to get the ultimate close-up experience of TNA Wrestling,” said company president Dixie Carter at a press conference.

“That’s why we’re bringing the action directly to your living rooms.”

The news comes on the heels of recent announcements that TNA will go permanently on the road, eventually performing for each and every fan.

The upcoming Bound for Glory pay-per-view will be held in the living room of Ted Greenblatt, a 24-year-old line cook in Milwaukee.

Attempting to put a positive spin on the news, Carter said every “TNA is now the only wrestling promotion on earth literally performing house shows.”

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