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John Cena porn
February 10, 2013
The latest tawdry rumors emerging from the scandal surrounding John Cena’s love life indicate that the wrestler had an extramarital…
WWE Elimination Chamber toilet
February 10, 2013
WWE executives were surprised to learn recently that the term “elimination chamber” refers to a toilet in at least 30…
Mick Foley bumps
February 9, 2013
Sources close to Mick Foley say the hardcore wrestling legend is planning to make one of his trademark dangerous falls,…
Sammartino Hall of Fame
February 8, 2013
Due to a typo on contractual documents, World Wrestling Entertainment will actually induct David Sammartino, not his more famous father…
wwe hall of fame 2013
February 7, 2013
A recent poll conducted by a prominent publisher of travel guides has named the WWE Hall of Fame the “Best…
Brogue Kick
February 6, 2013
Professional wrestling is embroiled in yet another legal battle, as Irish superstar Sheamus has launched a copyright infringement lawsuit against…
John Morrison Jim Morrison
February 5, 2013
Former WWE superstar and rock frontman John Morrison has returned to his first love by reuniting with legendary psychedelic rock…
bruno sammartino hall of fame
February 4, 2013
Legendary professional wrestler Koko B. Ware has lashed out at World Wrestling Entertainment for choosing to induct an “overrated jobber”…
The Rock fans
February 4, 2013
An elderly liquor store clerk who was shot point-blank in the skull during a robbery Saturday has awoken from a…
super bowl wrestlemania
February 3, 2013
Fans of professional football are excitedly preparing for the biggest event of their year — the dull, bastardized knockoff of WrestleMania.…
The Rock Superbowl Commercial
February 3, 2013
In what has being billed as the “Battle of Breakfast,” the scheduled main event at WrestleMania will pit cereal spokesman…
UFC illegal moves
February 2, 2013
The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) announced today that chairshots — a crowd-pleasing offensive maneuver in professional wrestling — will soon…
Shot in Eye Rock Punk
February 1, 2013
Thomas Dotterer, the New York man who was shot in his right eye during a liquor store robbery, has shot…
tna wrestling hogan
January 31, 2013
For the 37th consecutive week, TNA’s Impact Wrestling demonstrated that, quite contrary to the phrase coined by another TV show,…
WWE Universe
January 30, 2013
An international summit of astrophysicists convened in Geneva yesterday to debate the possibility that intelligent life exists in the WWE…
The Rock Wrestlemania
January 29, 2013
Professional wrestler and Hollywood star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has withdrawn from a scheduled match at WWE’s flagship pay-per-view, WrestleMania,…
twice in a lifetime
January 28, 2013
The forward-thinking matchmakers at World Wrestling Entertainment recently drafted a five-year plan that includes a re-re-match between The Rock and…
drew carey wwe
January 27, 2013
Comedian and game show host Drew Carey is confused as to why he never received his formal invitation to participate…
royal-rumble-countdown
January 27, 2013
The 10-second countdown clock that heralds the entrance of each new competitor in the Royal Rumble match is a godsend…
Royal Rumble photos
January 27, 2013
The most exciting aspect of Royal Rumble match is that any of the 30 participants could win the over-the-top-rope elimination…
sin-cara botch
January 26, 2013
Masked wrestler Sin Cara, whose high-flying arsenal has been grounded due to a knee injury, is expected to return to…
The Rock Cm Punk
January 26, 2013
World Wrestling Entertainment announced this morning that the namesake of the Royal Rumble pay-per-view — a 30-man over-the-top-rope elimination match…
Royal Rumble predictions
January 25, 2013
Executives from World Wrestling Entertainment’s advertising department recently made the remarkable discovery of a trendy, upscale restaurant where attractive men…
who-will-win-royal-rumble
January 24, 2013
The current booking plan for this Sunday’s WWE pay-per-view is for Heath Slater to earn a WrestleMania title shot by…