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A photo alleging to show John Cena being examined for Boston Crabs.

The latest unsubstantiated rumor to have surfaced from the John Cena sex scandal alleges that porn actress Kendra Lust gave the wrestler a little-known venereal disease known as Boston Crabs.

Cena denies the allegation, but was reportedly spotted at a Massachusetts pharmacy buying an anti-inflammatory cream known to treat the itching and other symptoms associated with Boston Crabs.

Unlike typical crabs — tiny louse that cling to hair in the pubic region — Boston Crabs can thrive on individuals whose bodies are completely shaven, such as wrestlers and adult film stars.

The disease is most virulent in the suburbs of Boston, including Cena’s hometown of West Newbury, MA.

There is some evidence to suggest that Boston Crabs are attracted to spray-on tanner and inflated self-worth.