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Menacing professional wrestler Ryback admits he is “completely stumped” as to why fans continually chant the words “gold bird” when…
In an uncharacteristic departure from his usual dark persona, legendary professional wrestler The Undertaker yesterday tweeted a selfie showing him…
The long-awaited finale of crime-drama Breaking Bad has been postponed in order to avoid a scheduling conflict with a re-run…
Fans watching a televised broadcast of a professional wrestling were disappointed Friday when, in an unprecedented turn of events, an…
In what is being called “an understandable mix-up,” professional wrestler Daniel Bryan this week accidentally proposed marriage to the wrong…
Professional wrestling referee Scott Armstrong was, to the amazement of everyone watching, inexplicably unharmed after being slightly nudged during a…
Total Non-Stop Action (TNA) Wrestling announced today that, as part of its ongoing cost-cutting measures, the promotion has relocated its…
Professional wrestler Gene Snitsky has, after nearly a decade of protestations to the contrary, admitted this morning that he is…
Sources close to Vince McMahon revealed today that the WWE chairman and sports-entertainment impresario believes every word on the satirical…
Professional wrestler Randy Orton delivered a variation of CM Punk’s patented finisher, the Go To Sleep (GTS), merely by talking…
In a misguided attempt to stay ahead of the technological curve, World Wrestling Entertainment launched its new Myspace page today.…
Linda Hogan, ex-wife of legendary professional wrestler Hulk Hogan, has just published a tell-all memoir about the horrors of living…
Controversy is swirling around purported “patriot” Zeb Colter after his birth certificate was leaked to the media, indicating that he…
Dr. Bob Ponovich, the orthopedic surgeon who operated on John Cena’s severely damaged left elbow last month, had a grim…
Professional wrestling personality Paul Heyman has confirmed that he will star in a spin-off of WWE’s weekly Raw program called…
Continuing his long tradition of bringing joy to the terminally ill, professional wrestler John Cena paid a surprise visit yesterday…
Members of the IWC are weighing in on tonight’s WHC match between RVD and ADR at the #WWeNoC PPV, with…
The chief psychiatrist for World Wrestling Entertainment announced today that the chronic bullying behavior of Ryback can be traced to…
Night of Champions, the-pay-per-view event that World Wrestling Entertainment was scheduled to host this weekend, has been called off after…
Professional wrestler Antonio Cesaro and opponent Kofi Kingston were last spotted by radar over Alaska after inadvertently becoming airborne during…
World Wrestling Entertainment issued a statement today indicating that Three Man Band (3MB) will be competing at Sunday’s “Night of…
After years of being mercilessly whipped by his keepers, a government mule has retreated into retirement like a scalded dog.…
Legendary wrestling commentator Jim Ross today announced his retirement from World Wrestling Entertainment, and the company issued a statement wishing…
It was discovered today that, due to an egregious editorial oversight, main-event wrestler CM Punk was not included in Pro…