After dozens of accelerating rotations in the "giant swing" maneuver, Antonio Cesaro and Kofi Kingston achieved the miracle of unassisted human flight.
After dozens of accelerating rotations in the “giant swing” maneuver, Antonio Cesaro and Kofi Kingston achieved the miracle of unassisted human flight.

Professional wrestler Antonio Cesaro and opponent Kofi Kingston were last spotted by radar over Alaska after inadvertently becoming airborne during a “giant swing” maneuver.

During an outdoor WWE event in New Jersey, Cesaro wrapped his arms around Kingston’s ankles and began rotating in an ever-quickening clockwise direction.

After roughly two-dozen rotations, the duo lifted out of the wrestling ring and steadily ascended into the clouds.

It is believed that Kingston’s slim, muscular build and “six-pack” abdominal muscles mimic the shape and texture of a helicopter rotor, providing just the right amount of aerodynamic life to propel him and Cesaro upward.

Radar analysts at NORAD estimate that, at the current rate of acceleration, Cesaro and Kingston could leave Earth’s atmosphere within the next hour.

The duo would safely return to the ground if Cesaro were to slow down the rate of rotation, but he is apparently under strict instructions from Zeb Colter to “drop Kingston back in Ghana.”