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Professional wrestler Randy Orton tragically took his own life yesterday after it dawned on the so-called “Legend Killer” that he…
Legendary professional wrestler Sting has confirmed that, after much speculation, he will indeed face the Undertaker when he attends a…
The International Olympic Committee announced today that, after decades of being maligned as a fringe sport, professional wrestling will be…
Financially beleaguered wrestling legend Ric Flair has launched a new money-making campaign at a North Carolina intersection called “Will Woo…
Professional wrestling champion Randy Orton issued a stern warning today by indicating, in no uncertain terms, that he will go…
Fans of professional wrestling witnessed today what many are calling a “miracle,” as one competitor’s arm, having already limply twice…
After years of living an outwardly straight-edge lifestyle, professional wrestler CM Punk courageously came out of the closet yesterday and…
Wrestling fans worldwide were shocked today when news spread that, for one of the first times in wrestling history, something…
Fans of professional wrestling worldwide are mentally preparing themselves to witness, any day now, the horrific sight of elderly female…
The next episode of reality TV show Total Divas, a behind-the-scenes look at the lives of female professional wrestlers, will…
Sports entertainment mogul Vince McMahon, after enjoying some adult beverages in his Connecticut mansion last night, impulsively decided to purchase…
Notorious hardcore wrestler New Jack has finally transitioned into Hollywood acting, having landed a movie role portraying Denzel Washington’s best…
In an effort to bolster his sports-entertainment empire, professional wrestling mogul Vince McMahon has announced that he plans to resurrect…
A group of wrestling fans were sorely disappointed after they followed Bray Wyatt’s cryptic commandment to “follow the buzzards,” only…
According to the Hollywood rumor mill, actor/screenwriter Ben Affleck has been cast to star as The Undertaker in World Wrestling…
With rare and spectacular ferocity, an blubbery Arctic walrus attacked and bloodied a wolverine yesterday, leaving the smaller but feistier…
Wrestling fans were unanimously surprised today by Ted DiBiase Jr.’s video announcement that he is leaving World Wrestling Entertainment, since…
Miley Cyrus, the former Disney teen star who is trying re-invent herself in an “edgier” style, has reportedly sought career…
Two species were wiped into extinction this week after a funksteroid slammed into Planet Funk, killing the last known Funkasaurus…
World Wrestling Entertainment Chairman Vince McMahon was shocked and devastated to learn today that professional wrestling is a choreographed spectacle…
Professional wrestler and redneck cult leader Bray Wyatt has lost weight and trimmed his waistline since cutting worlds out of…
World Wrestling Entertainment is reportedly preparing to give rookie performer Sami Zayn a “major push” on the main roster, but…
On the off-chance that his first date with an attractive classmate goes well, avid WWE fan Troy Cooper hastily hid…
A little-known verse in the biblical Book of Austin — Chapter 3, Verse 17 — seems to contradict the violent message…