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The Miami Police Department has ordered all its riot police to be on duty October 27 — the night WWE…
According to police reports, the criminal wrestling faction Aces & Eights was last seen engaged in a fast-paced Harley race…
Former World Wrestling Federation President Jack Tunney has come back from the grave in order to restore normalcy and efficiency…
Thirty years ago today, professional wrestler Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka inspired millions of young men worldwide to do exceptionally ill-advised things.…
Popular professional wrestler John Cena was overcome by the need to sneeze this morning when, true to form, he kicked…
Total Non-Stop Action Wrestling is taking an honesty-in-advertising approach to promoting this weekend’s Bound for Glory event, dubbing it “The…
A majestic buck deer, barely clinging to life in a pool of its own blood, decided that it is no…
Former professional wrestler and escort service mogul The Godfather is in critical condition after the disastrous derailment of a Ho…
Popular professional wrestler Eddie Guerrero, widely believed to have passed away in 2005, re-emerged this week to reveal that he…
After persistent rumors that World Wrestling Entertainment will “repackage” Wade Barrett, it was revealed today that the British bare-knuckle brawler…
Ethan, the ubiquitous newcomer to Total Non-Stop Action whose debut has been hyped for weeks, is scheduled to make his…
Legendary professional wrestler Hulk Hogan, having recently become unemployed, has submitted his resume to independent wrestling promotion Chikara. Hogan has…
Twelve-year-old Brandon Jenkins, a longtime fan of wrestler John Cena, abruptly changed allegiances this week after hitting puberty. “Wait a…
After months of increasingly strange behavior — escalating in a terrifying crab-like crawl — professional wrestler Bray Wyatt has successfully…
Irate fans of World Wrestling Entertainment have besieged cable companies demanding refunds after it was revealed last night that professional…
Although he was already the tallest competitor in World Wrestling Entertainment, The Great Khali measured a full four inches taller…
Since a professional wrestling match seems to be an insufficient way to determine its rightful ownership, the WWE Championship is…
Battleground, this weekend’s World Wrestling Entertainment pay-per-view, has been given a last-minute name change in order to better reflect its…
Legendary professional wrestler Dusty Rhodes says he is ready is ready to get back into the ring at tonight’s Battleground…
Professional wrestling mogul Vince McMahon, having decided that tonight’s Battleground pay-per-view is not really worth the 50 bucks his company…
Professional wrestler Rob Van Dam was tremendously frustrated yesterday upon discovering that he couldn’t watch the series finale of Breaking…
The bed of professional wrestling journalist Scott Jenkins, who contributes articles of dubious accuracy to several wrestling news sites, also…
Thanks to his tireless efforts promoting bullying to today’s youth, professional wrestler Ryback has been named the spokesman of World…
Fans of professional wrestling worldwide are buzzing with anticipation about Battleground, this weekend’s World Wrestling Entertainment event on Stream-Per-View. “I…