R-truth hell in a cell
R-Truth is perplexed as to why he is on the poster for an event where he is not scheduled to perform

Just like millions of professional wrestling fans worldwide, R-Truth admits he is “completely stumped” as to why he is prominently featured on the poster and other advertising for this weekend’s WWE Hell in a Cell pay-per-view.

“I just don’t get it,” confessed the rapping wrestler, echoing the sentiments of millions of fans.

“I mean, am I even on the card?”

He is not.

He is, however, featured in a series of television ads leading up to the event, which would make any reasonable person assume that he will be performing on the event.

R-Truth is also perplexed as to why he is wearing a suit and tie in the promotional materials, given that the outfit is so different from his usual wardrobe.

He approached WWE’s head of marketing hoping for an explanation, but was merely ignored when he asked “What’s up?”