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After a harrowing but successful landing on Mars this past Sunday, the Curiosity rover has already begun to transmit photographs…
Seeking to attract a younger demographic to its programming, World Wrestling Entertainment recently announced that its upcoming Summerslam pay-per-view will…
Among the more than 18,000 people packed into Madison Square Garden Saturday for a WWE event, every person except one…
Iconic filmmaker George Lucas shocked science fiction fans worldwide yesterday when he announced that the lineage of Jedi knight Luke…
A geographic survey of Connecticut has revealed the existence of a landfill behind World Wrestling Entertainment’s Stamford headquarters filled with…
The severed right ear of wrestling legend Mick Foley is reportedly still roaming the hills and valleys of Germany, driven…
Professional wrestler CM Punk was slightly embarrassed yesterday after accidentally dropping a “pipe bomb” of a different sort in a…
Despite being known by the nickname “Nature Boy” during his entire illustrious career, practically nothing about Ric Flair’s appearance or…
Aiming to shed a few pounds in anticipation of her return to WWE action, Kharma is reportedly khutting out kharbs…
Having blown its entire annual budget on the extravagant 1,000th episode of Raw last week, World Wrestling Entertainment is drastically…
A new study published in the respected journal Sports Medicine Monthly proves what wrestlers have intuitively known for years —…
The Summer Olympic Games will bring the world together through the unifying power of sports such as Olympic wrestling, the…
The mental health of professional wrestler Randy Orton has been in question for years, due to Orton’s claims of hearing…
Once considered to be a skill possessed only by Asian professional wrestlers, the ability to spew green mist has been…
World Wrestling Entertainment has reportedly suspended Damien Sandow for 60 days after a Wellness Policy test revealed he has been…
During the broadcast of the landmark 1,000th episode of Monday Night Raw, World Wrestling Entertainment launched a new marketing campaign…
Professional wrestling fans worldwide rejoiced tonight as they were, after many years of auditory torture, freed from their forced exposure…
Tonight’s airing of the 1,000th episode of Monday Night Raw is a harbinger of the impending apocalypse, according to scholars…
Professional wrestler Limpin’ Lanny Poffo silently composed a clever, albeit rather depressing, limerick about his upcoming hip replacement while sitting…
In an effort to appease advertisers and sponsors with a more family-friendly product, World Wrestling Entertainment recently rebranded the Hell…
Professional wrestling mogul Vince McMahon was reportedly shocked yesterday to discover that NXT, one of the lower-tier franchises in his…
After many years of dedicated service to his profession, wrestler Christian has ascended in rank to Colonel Charisma. “In recognition…
A new survey released today indicates that approximately 62 per cent of professional wrestling fans mistakenly believe monthly events are…
World Wrestling Entertainment announced this morning that the heavy, cumbersome Money in the Bank briefcase will be phased out in…