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Parent groups across America are rallying to put a stop to the current front-yard wrestling craze, in which adolescent youth…
Sources within WWE report that the small trampoline used by Mexican wrestler Sin Cara to make his spectacular over-the-top-rope ring…
Though he has decoded some of the deepest mysteries of our cosmos, renowned astrophysicist Stephen Hawking confesses he is “completely…
The almighty creator of the universe, God, recently reminisced with fondness about tagging with Shawn Michaels to battle the McMahons…
Despite owning the world’s most successful professional wrestling empire for more than three decades, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon still insists…
In an unprecedented piece of showbiz negotiation, World Wrestling Entertainment has struck a deal with rap-metal band Limp Bizkit to…
An unfortunate typo resulted in a mob of unsavory people showing up at a Toronto arena for what was advertised…
Kayfabe News has learned that legendary hardcore wrestler Mick Foley recently signed a deal with publisher Knopf Doubleday to release…
Wrestling promoter and personality Paul Heyman had a self-described “epiphany moment” yesterday when he realized that his ever-present baseball cap…
The subject of ongoing scholarly debate and study, Lanny Poffo’s poetic oeuvre remains as intriguing and polarizing as it was…
An embarrassed Vickie Guerrero failed to smooth over a delicate situation yesterday by shrieking “excuse me” after an unexpected burst…
Shuffling toward his bathroom in the dark for a late-night pee, Abdullah the Butcher stubbed his toe on a door…
After a long and moderately successful WWE career, Bob Holly is returning to what he calls his “first true love,”…
In the main event of this year’s WrestleMania, star of bad movies Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson will square off against…
Scientists are struggling to explain the continuation of seismic activity around the world nearly six years after the passing of…
Despite spending several hours creating a large sign to hold aloft during Monday’s broadcast of WWE Raw, audience member Marshall…
Wrestling legend and avid outdoorsman Shawn Michaels announced this week that he will star in a new hunting show on…
Hunter Hearst Helmsley achieved another milestone in his storied WWE career this week by uttering the words “this business” for…
John Cena has announced what he calls a “surefire strategy” to guarantee a WrestleMania victory over The Rock: paper. “Paper…
The producers of NXT Redemption, a spin-off program in which rookie wrestlers vie for a spot on the WWE roster,…
The Penultimate Warrior, known for his sloppily applied face paint and unexceptional physique, has declared he is “tired of being…
People who watch professional wrestling are “totally dumb” because it is “so fake,” insists 22-year-old Trisha Brubacher, a devoted fan…
During a routine medical exam last week, former WWE superstar Rikishi debuted a new move called The Stinkfinger. Rikishi gained…
Paul Roma complained to his local post office yesterday when he failed to receive his invitation to the WWE Hall…