John Cena has announced what he calls a “surefire strategy” to guarantee a WrestleMania victory over The Rock: paper.
“Paper beats Rock every time,” Cena told reporters yesterday at a press conference in his hometown of West Newbury, MA.
“I can’t believe I didn’t think of it sooner.”
The showdown between Cena and The Rock at WrestleMania 29 is one of the most hotly anticipated rematches in wrestling history, but Cena warned fans not to get their hopes up for a long, see-saw battle.
“I’ve got it in the bag with this strategy,” he said. “It should be over in three seconds.”
Wrestling pundits say Cena’s only potential downfall could be accidentally using scissors, which invariably get smashed by Rock.