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Foley is God
January 30, 2012
Religious leaders and the faithful worldwide are reeling after a respected theologian not only proved the existence of God, but…
WWE 2K14
January 27, 2012
The newly released wrestling video game WWE 2K14 is reportedly so realistic that players can receive suspensions for violating the…
Gorilla Position
January 26, 2012
The so-called Gorilla Position — a backstage nook at wrestling events named for late WWE legend Gorilla Monsoon, who often…
Hulk Hogan
January 25, 2012
Despite his protestations to the contrary, wrestling legend Hulk Hogan is rumored to be showing signs of male pattern baldness,…
Government mule
January 24, 2012
A government mule has filed a “cease and desist” order against WWE, citing a long history of defamatory remarks made…
Anonymous RAW General manager
January 24, 2012
The former Anonymous General Manager of WWE Raw is reportedly having a hard time finding an anonymous managerial role elsewhere…
January 23, 2012
Thanks to incessant on-air mentions and on-screen graphics, the popular social media service Twitter is currently a trending topic on…
Domino and Gallows
January 23, 2012
A disastrous wrestling tour of Nigeria marred by bomb threats, armed captivity and financial strife was “a frigging cakewalk” compared…
Funkasaurus
January 20, 2012
A team of Harvard paleontologists on a dig in the Nevada badlands has unearthed the skeleton of a rare Funkasaurus…
CM Punk
January 20, 2012
Following a seven-hour interrogation by security guards at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport, CM Punk admitted he “probably shouldn’t have mentioned pipe…
No Holds Barred
January 19, 2012
TNA Wrestling announced yesterday its plans to launch a film production company, with its inaugural release, No Holds Barred 2,…
January 19, 2012
While filing some paperwork at the small mortuary he operates in rural Alabama, former WWE manager Paul Bearer suddenly realized…
Wrestling squared circle
January 18, 2012
The American Mathematical Society announced this week that a so-called “squared circle,” a longtime nickname for a pro wrestling ring,…
January 18, 2012
Ahmed Johnson, a muscular wrestler who achieved fame in WWE during the mid-1990s, is reportedly enjoying his latest run in…
January 18, 2012
Apparently still embittered over losing the rights to the “WWF” name in a legal dispute with the World Wildlife Fund,…
January 18, 2012
WWE commentator Jim Ross announced on Twitter yesterday that he intends to record a hip hop album, tentatively titled Bizness…