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Mankind
March 26, 2012
In anticipation of the glitzy WWE Hall of Fame induction ceremony, Mick Foley intends to wash and crisply iron his…
Cameltoe Clutch
March 26, 2012
The Iron Priestess, a fearsome female wrestler from Iran, is on an undefeated streak thanks largely to her devastating submission…
Joey Styles
March 25, 2012
An otherwise serene church service was disrupted Sunday morning when WWE executive Joey Styles began a prayer too boisterously. “OH…
Eric Bischoff
March 24, 2012
Former wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff is afflicted with a rare speech disorder that forces him to answer questions with other…
Tunney President
March 23, 2012
In a ceremony steeped in tradition and reverence, WWE officially opened the Jack Tunney Presidential Library adjacent to the company’s…
Vince McMahon birthday
March 22, 2012
A joint task force from law enforcement agencies around the country continues to hunt down the person or persons responsible…
Wrestling what
March 21, 2012
Although the notorious “What?!” chant has resonated through wrestling arenas for more than a decade, it was actually justified when…
Hulk Hogan real american
March 20, 2012
Undeterred by a failed attempt to prove that President Barack Obama was born outside the United States, celebrity tycoon Donald…
Repo Man
March 19, 2012
In what some are calling a slice of poetic justice, former WWE wrestler Repo Man awoke yesterday to discover that…
Cena lady parts
March 19, 2012
The recent online chatter about John Cena’s lady parts is “deeply worrisome,” says Dr. Charles Weiss, chief of gynecology at…
Midget battle royal
March 19, 2012
The promoter of a 20-midget over-the-top-rope battle royal is realizing he has made a huge mistake because not a single…
Brodus Clay
March 16, 2012
After becoming marooned during a blizzard outside Winnipeg, a resourceful Hornswoggle prevented hypothermia by burrowing himself into the hollowed-out belly…
Gobbledy gooker WWE
March 16, 2012
The sudden appearance of a new Gobbledy Gooker egg sparked deep concern in the WWE locker room until a quick-thinking…
Natalya farting
March 15, 2012
Sources close to Natalya Neidhart say the Diva is secretly dreading the next gimmick WWE’s creative team has dreamed up…
Jericho Punk
March 14, 2012
After Chris Jericho’s shocking revelation Monday that CM Punk’s father is an alcoholic, Punk retaliated with the accusation that Jericho’s…
Knucklehead sequel
March 13, 2012
WWE superstar The Big Show confirmed yesterday that he has reached a deal to star in the two sequels of…
The Rock concert
March 13, 2012
As their weekly war of words continued on WWE Raw last night, The Rock demonstrated that his singing ability is…
March 12, 2012
Pediatric hospitals worldwide are reporting a rash of seizures among children, apparently sparked by the flashing lights on Chris Jericho’s…
March 12, 2012
Elliot Harrington was one of thousands of lucky children to receive a pair of sunglasses from Bret “Hitman” Hart in…
Rob Van Dam
March 11, 2012
The cacophonous, discordant noise that blares during Rob Van Dam’s ring entrances in TNA has been named “The Worst Song…
March 10, 2012
Hoping to demonstrate that he is an “old-school wrestling fan,” 21-year-old Terry Reid is wearing a WWF t-shirt, unaware that…
Katie Vick
March 9, 2012
WWE superstar Kane is expected to soon stand trial for the wrongful death and “indecent defilement” of an alleged unrequited…
Parts Known
March 8, 2012
Drake Cypher, a villainous independent wrestler with a vaguely mysterious persona, hails from the marginally curious locale Parts Known. “It’s…
March 6, 2012
A rarely seen submission hold called the Figure-Five Leglock has been deemed “too complicated” and “more trouble than it’s worth”…