The promoter of a 20-midget over-the-top-rope battle royal is realizing he has made a huge mistake because not a single participant has been eliminated after four hours.
“I didn’t think this through,” said indie wrestling promoter Reggie Reynolds, whose Renegade Wrestling Alliance (RWA) show should have finished several hours ago.
“A midget battle royal seemed like a good idea at the time,” Reynolds continued as 20 exhausted, pint-sized performers struggled in vain to toss one another over the top rope.
“I was so happy that I actually found 20 midgets, I didn’t think much about the match itself. I should have at least imposed a time limit.”
Disgruntled fans started chanting “This is torture (clap-clap-clapclapclap)” several hours ago, though some have admitted the whole fiasco is pretty hilarious to watch.