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Sources close to Vince McMahon say the professional wrestling impresario is quietly hoping for another Gulf War because it would…
A medium-sized Alaskan wolverine afflicted with rabies feels unfairly discriminated against because of a gruesome crime committed nearly a…
According to a renowned spiritual medium, legendary professional wrestler Andre the Giant is enjoying eternal bliss in heaven, tied up…
When asked by a journalist for her opinion on professional wrestling, Olympic synchronized swimmer Mariya Koroleva replied — with utter,…
After a harrowing but successful landing on Mars this past Sunday, the Curiosity rover has already begun to transmit photographs…
Among the more than 18,000 people packed into Madison Square Garden Saturday for a WWE event, every person except one…
Iconic filmmaker George Lucas shocked science fiction fans worldwide yesterday when he announced that the lineage of Jedi knight Luke…
A geographic survey of Connecticut has revealed the existence of a landfill behind World Wrestling Entertainment’s Stamford headquarters filled with…
The severed right ear of wrestling legend Mick Foley is reportedly still roaming the hills and valleys of Germany, driven…
Aiming to shed a few pounds in anticipation of her return to WWE action, Kharma is reportedly khutting out kharbs…
Having blown its entire annual budget on the extravagant 1,000th episode of Raw last week, World Wrestling Entertainment is drastically…
Sitting at ringside during a recent live wrestling event, Mick Foley’s wife and children wailed in terror as they witnessed…
A new study published in the respected journal Sports Medicine Monthly proves what wrestlers have intuitively known for years —…
The Summer Olympic Games will bring the world together through the unifying power of sports such as Olympic wrestling, the…
The mental health of professional wrestler Randy Orton has been in question for years, due to Orton’s claims of hearing…
Once considered to be a skill possessed only by Asian professional wrestlers, the ability to spew green mist has been…
World Wrestling Entertainment has reportedly suspended Damien Sandow for 60 days after a Wellness Policy test revealed he has been…
During the broadcast of the landmark 1,000th episode of Monday Night Raw, World Wrestling Entertainment launched a new marketing campaign…
Professional wrestling fans worldwide rejoiced tonight as they were, after many years of auditory torture, freed from their forced exposure…
Tonight’s airing of the 1,000th episode of Monday Night Raw is a harbinger of the impending apocalypse, according to scholars…
Bargain hunters in Tampa were reportedly disappointed Saturday when a much-anticipated yard sale at the home of wrestling manager Jimmy…
Professional wrestler Limpin’ Lanny Poffo silently composed a clever, albeit rather depressing, limerick about his upcoming hip replacement while sitting…
In an effort to appease advertisers and sponsors with a more family-friendly product, World Wrestling Entertainment recently rebranded the Hell…
Professional wrestling mogul Vince McMahon was reportedly shocked yesterday to discover that NXT, one of the lower-tier franchises in his…