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Onlookers were awestruck this morning when Finn Bálor, an enigmatic Irish professional wrestler currently signed to NXT, made a grandiose,…
After nearly two decades of being revered as a so-called “hardcore legend” for being thrown off the 20-foot Hell in a…
Is WrestleMania, the annual sports-entertainment spectacular by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), coming to an end after the next event in…
After decades as the most powerful promoter in professional wrestling, WWE mogul Vince McMahon is reportedly beginning to suspect that his…
The name of a high-flying professional wrestler is “right on the tip of my tongue,” insists the universal force of…
Already notorious for the excessive volume with which he “calls spots” in the ring, professional wrestler John Cena has decided…
Aiming to boost ratings of its weekly flagship program, Raw, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has announced that next week’s episode will…
Although the liberal LAMEstream media is too brainwashed to report the TRUTH, the evidence is impossible to deny: World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE)…
In one of his most selfless acts of charity to date, professional wrestler John Cena granted a very special Make-A-Wish…
In keeping with the ever-accelerating sequence of pay-per-view events, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has announced that tonight’s Elimination Chamber event will…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) Diva Paige had an embarrassing “wardrobe malfunction” at a live event last night when a decorative…
With its outlandish storylines and cult-like fanbase, professional wrestling is a “nonsensical spectacle of deceit for the gullible,” insists Calvin…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) made a surprise announcement today that its weekly flagship television program, Monday Night Raw, will be…
After a tortuous lifetime of being confined to arena locker rooms, rental cars and cheap motels, a group of rescued…
Texting hastily on his smartphone yesterday, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon failed to notice that, due to the phone’s autocorrect function,…
While on hiatus from in-ring action, former WWE and UFC champion Brock Lesnar has finally completed his doctorate in postmodern feminist…
Immediately following the historic vote in Ireland to legalize same-sex marriage, WWE superstars and longtime life-partners Sheamus and Hornswoggle finally…
Fans of professional wrestling are unanimously perplexed this week after it was revealed that Samoa Joe, unlike every other Samoan wrestler…
We don’t know. Do you? Probably no one. Sorry, that headline wasn’t intended to imply that we have an answer.…
Wrestling fans worldwide are rejoicing after Samoa Joe unexpectedly confronted Kevin Owens at this week’s NXT TakeOver event, proving that…
World Wrestling Entertainment superstars Macho Mandow and Curtis Axel — known collectively as The Meta Powers — have had a…
A recently released report reveals wrestler Ryback repaid redundant remuneration after being rebuked for taking backpay for the Payback pay-per-view.…
You won’t believe what happened when World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) wrapped up its Payback event tonight and the broadcast went…
Gargantuan professional wrestler The Big Show shocked fans at a recent World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) event by turning heel, then…