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Chess angry
November 3, 2016
A capacity crowd at the World Chess Championships chanted “holy sh**” today after Russian grandmaster Garry Botvinnik hurled American wunderkind Robby…
clinton trump hair
November 2, 2016
With less than a week remaining until a historic presidential vote, behind-the-scenes election “bookers” have added a stunning stipulation to…
enzo and cass promo
October 31, 2016
Professional wrestling tag team Enzo Amore and Colin Cassidy — the self-described “casanovas of casserole-ahs — delighted a crowd of…
October 30, 2016
With WWE Hell in a Cell just hours away, rumors are circulating the internet that a certain dark and mysterious…
Ellsworth HOF
October 28, 2016
Thanks to his meteoric rise to the pinnacle of sports-entertainment, wrestling wunderkind James Ellsworth is already envisioning what he’ll say…
October 27, 2016
Remember Finn Bálor, the so-called Demon King whose meteoric rise to championship gold was cut short by injury? Since becoming…
Trump hillary
October 26, 2016
With the most contentious presidential election in American history just around the corner, voters are faced with a difficult choice:…
climate change denier
October 24, 2016
Peter Gudzowski, an adamant denier of the widely held scientific belief that global temperatures are rising due to human impact,…
charlotte sasha cell
October 23, 2016
Insisting that their scheduled showdown inside the roofed Hell in a Cell steel cage was “too tame,” professional wrestlers Sasha…
Creepy clown
October 22, 2016
The rash of so-called “creepy clown” sightings worldwide has led many to suspect Satanism or a macabre paranormal phenomenon, but a…
wwe fans
October 21, 2016
Todd McCutcheon, a 37-year-old former sandwich artist and avid fan of professional wrestling, has giddily embraced Chris Jericho’s popular taunt…
ellsworth wwe
October 20, 2016
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has always anchored itself to one charismatic superstar whose magnetic personality and athleticism define an era, and…
CLinton
October 19, 2016
As the American presidential candidates prepare for their all-important final debate, Democratic hopeful Hillary Clinton has been rocked by yet…
Jericho list
October 18, 2016
Although the so-called “List of Jericho” is ostensibly a tally of grievances compiled by pro wrestler Chris Jericho, a leaked…
Goldberg lesnar rematch
October 17, 2016
Fans of professional wrestling are abuzz with anticipation this week, eager to find out whether Bill Goldberg and Brock Lesnar…
Dixie Carter wwe
October 16, 2016
Sports-entertainment impresario Dixie Carter sent shockwaves through the world of professional wrestling today by purchasing her former rival, World Wrestling…
Locker room suspended
October 15, 2016
The world of professional wrestling is reeling today after the entire WWE roster room was slapped with a 30-day suspension…
trump and eugene
October 14, 2016
Seeking the kind of leadership that will put his faltering presidential bid back on track, Republican candidate Donald Trump today appointed…
Goldberg ryback
October 12, 2016
Legendary professional wrestler Goldberg made his much-hyped return to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) today, but instead of a receiving rousing…
sasha banks
October 11, 2016
The parents of professional wrestler Sasha Banks tearfully admitted today that, despite their famous daughter’s nickname, she was born out of…
paul heman raw
October 10, 2016
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has confirmed that Paul Heyman, advocate for shaven gorilla Brock Lesnar, will appear on Monday Night…
IRS
October 9, 2016
In an unexpected “babyface turn,” retired professional wrestler and tax collector Irwin R. Schyster has leaked the long-sought tax returns…
Trump mexicans lucha
October 8, 2016
Aiming to stem the flow of undocumented masked Mexicans into southern California, republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has promised that,…
john cena see me
October 7, 2016
To avoid offending any differently-abled members of its vast viewership, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has adopted a politically correct lexicon,…