Although the so-called “List of Jericho” is ostensibly a tally of grievances compiled by pro wrestler Chris Jericho, a leaked photo reveals it is actually doe-eyed doodles about his “bestest friendsie evvverrr,” Kevin Owens.

Jericho claims to have been chronicling an ever-growing list of “stupid idiots” who have wronged him, but the photo instead demonstrates a bromantic obsession with his rugged fellow Canadian.

Included on the list of Jericho:

• “Kevin’s favourite zoo animals,” listed from aardvark to zebra
• A playlist Jericho is compiling for Owens, including several Fozzy ballads
• 73 instances of the word “Kevin” with heart over the “i”
• Several calligraphic instances of the name “Chris Owens”
• The first 389 items of “1,004 things I like about Kevin”

Although Jericho and Owens have been best friends for months, some keen-eyed pundits have noticed mounting tension between them, which, if true, would mark the first time in the history of pro wrestling that two allies have turned against one other.