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Less than two weeks after terrorizing Randy Orton in a macabre House of Horrors match, Bray Wyatt has been issued…
Although her phone used to ring off the hook during her son’s tenure as a WWE superstar, the momma of Brodus…
Despite repeated claims to the contrary by pro wrestler Enzo Amore, it is actually quite easy to teach someone to…
US President Donald Trump’s controversial bill to repeal and replace Obamacare could put millions of Americans at risk — including…
Professional wrestler and feminist poet Braun Strowman felt the satisfying buzz of accomplishment this afternoon when, after destroying his third…
Fans of professional wrestling worldwide are commemorating a solemn anniversary today, because on this day 24 years ago, an in-ring…
After the unanimous popularity of last night’s House of Horrors showdown between Randy Orton and Bray Wyatt, World Wrestling Entertainment…
WWE Hall of Famer and US “President” Donald Trump announced this morning that his preposterous plan to build a wall…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that a new event, dubbed Great Ball of Fire, has been its pay-per-view schedule,…
Which one of these Kayfabe News articles is not actually true? Shane McMahon’s WrestleMania plunge revealed to be CGI …
Despite widespread speculation that his in-ring career came to an end after a heartbreaking defeat to Roman Reigns this month,…
Just one day after being viciously hurled into a Dumpster-brand sanitation bin, masked professional wrestler Kalisto is reportedly “settling in nicely”…
In the crucial first 100 days of his presidency, Donald Trump has earned a record-low approval rating from the American…
The editorial staff at Kayfabe News were given a rare day off this week when World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) decided…
Recovering in hospital after an overdue hip-replacement surgery, legendary professional wrestler Mick Foley got an unexpected and ill-fated visit from a…
Whereas fans of fast-paced, high-flying professional wrestling love WWE’s Cruiserweight Division, the “whole Cruiserweight thing is stupid,” according to a…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that all live events have been “indefinitely cancelled” after the company’s only ring collapsed…
Still battered and scraped from the attack it suffered last week at the hands of hollering colossus Braun Strowman, a…
After US President Donald Trump demonstrated his willingness to use deadly force in places he can almost find on a…
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced at a press conference today that, contrary to media reports stating the US…
Currently recuperating after a vicious and implausible attack by Braun Strowman, professional wrestler Roman Reigns is expected to return to…
Newly engaged professional wrestlers John Cena and Nikki Bella were puzzled today when they opened their front door to find…
Wrestling fans worldwide are distraught over the heinous attack Monday by Braun Strowman, and are united in their outpouring of…
Vince McMahon promised last week to “shake things up” in World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), and the evil genius kept his…