Trump appoints Vince Russo as chief of border wall to ensure nobody gets over
WWE Hall of Famer and US “President” Donald Trump announced this morning that his preposterous plan to build a wall along the Mexican border will be led by professional wrestling “booker” Vince Russo, thus ensuring absolutely no one can get over.
“Believe me, nobody prevents people from getting over better than Russo,” Trump said.
“Russo will make sure no Mexicools, Guerreros, or other luchadors can get into the United States.”
When asked by reporters how he intends to prevent anyone from getting over, he replied: “Bro, bro bro — bro brobro, bro brobrobro, bro.”
After a thoughtful pause, Russo added: “Bro.”
Trump was reportedly “furious” this week to discover that, even if the wall is built, luchadors might still tunnel into the US via something called the Lucha Underground.
According to leaked documents, Russo will begin tightening Mexican border controls by mandating that all newcomers to the U.S. compete in “Immigration Papers on a Pole” matches.
