WWE announces new PPV featuring nothing but House of Horrors matches
After the unanimous popularity of last night’s House of Horrors showdown between Randy Orton and Bray Wyatt, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced this morning that a new pay-per-view, In Your House of Horrors, has been added to its programming schedule.
“We give the WWE Universe what they want,” said company mogul Vince McMahon, “and clearly they want pre-taped b-grade horror knockoffs.”
The epic showdown between Wyatt and Orton set a new high standard for sports and entertainment, thrilling fans with jump cuts, shirtless limousine rides, and a perfectly executed cross-body splash by a refrigerator.
The inaugural In Your House of Horrors event will fittingly be held in October, with several matches already announced:
- The ECW Zombie versus Papa Shango in a Voodoo Sacrifice Deathmatch
- The Undertaker versus Kane in a Flaming Funeral Parlor match
- Braun Strowman versus Kalisto in a Haunted Dumpster match
The event will be held at a spooky, rundown house in New Jersey, and 15,000 overjoyed fans will watch it on the edge of their seats in a nearby arena.