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s-a-w-f-t
June 20, 2018
Professional wrester and self-taught seven-footer Big Cass felt double-c-r-a-w-s-e-d today after being told by WWE executives that he had l-a-w-s-t…
Ronda rousey
June 18, 2018
Just moments after “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey was disciplined with a 30-day suspension from World Wrestling Entertainment, a practically identical-looking newcomer…
money in the bank
June 18, 2018
It seems World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) hosted its final “Money in the Bank” event last night, as the company announced…
nxt
June 16, 2018
Local senior citizen and war veteran Reginald Smythe has “ruined everything,” according to his 21-year-old grandson Todd Smythe, by scheduling…
mark henry children
June 15, 2018
Hand Young-Henry is now 18 and ready to reconcile with his deadbeat dad.
kim trump summit
June 14, 2018
Trump's historic meeting with Kim Jong-un will end in a head-shaving, and quite possibly a nuclear armageddon.
hairlines
June 13, 2018
Both men were already losing a hair match against Father Time.
kliq
June 11, 2018
A group of professional wrestlers are absolutely darling when they make their hands do smoochie-poochie-woochies and call each other "too…
japanese wrestler
June 10, 2018
The so-called Internet Wrestling Community (IWC) is abuzz today with the announcement that Japanese pro wrestling (or “puroresu”) sensation Kenji…
cm punk jackson
June 9, 2018
Longtime sports-entertainer CM Punk, having already achieved numerous championships and accolades in his career, tonight selflessly “put over” developmental UFC…
cm punk mma
June 9, 2018
When most people think of professional wrestlers who have transitioned to mixed martial arts, they think of CM Punk, not…
nytimes editorial
June 8, 2018
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that it will “help make the world a better place” through a renewed commitment…
burn it down
June 6, 2018
Whereas most architects aspire to design buildings with aesthetic appeal and enduring structural integrity, architect and sports-entertainer Seth Rollins asks…
strowman get these hands
June 4, 2018
Professional sports-entertainer Braun Strowman reached another career milestone today, signing an endorsement deal with HandCo, North America's third-largest manufacturer of…
wwe food fight
June 3, 2018
It has been said that “anything can happen” in the world of professional sports-entertaining, given the endless variety of matches…
mitb briefcase
June 2, 2018
A championship contract will be folded up inside the fannypack, along with chapstick and a granola bar.
Undertaker entrance
June 1, 2018
A bell tolled and cracks of lightning flashed across the blackened sky today as legendary professional sports-entertainer The Undertaker strode…
elias wwe guitar
May 31, 2018
Fledgling singer-songwriter and occasional professional wrestler Elias [SURNAME REDACTED] reached another career milestone today when, during his weekly guitar lesson,…
nakamura styles
May 30, 2018
Japanese sports-entertainer Shinsuke Nakamura will be out of action for at least three weeks with a case of tennis elbow…
wrestling fan mom
May 29, 2018
Local retiree Gladys Smythe told members of her book club that, yes, her son still watches professional wrestling but will…
wrestling fan
May 28, 2018
Although he insists in online forums and on social media that he only watches Japanese pro wrestling -- or "puroresu,"…
May 27, 2018
WWE Hall of Famer and US "President" Donald J. Trump issued a stern warning to North Korean leader Kim Jong-un…
lashley brothers
May 26, 2018
All over the world, fans of professional sports-entertainment are united in dread today after the revelation that Robert "Bobby" Lashley…
al snow head
May 25, 2018
Veteran professional wrestler Alan "Al" Snow was aghast and embarrassed today when, nearly two decades after coining a popular catch-phrase…