Japanese sports-entertainer Shinsuke Nakamura will be out of action for at least three weeks with a case of tennis elbow and a painful scrotum-shaped bruise on his inner arm after he was once again nailed with a brutal groinshot from nemesis AJ Styles.

Styles has been relentless in his genitals-first assaults on Nakamura’s right arm ever since WrestleMania 34, where Styles delivered a heartless and unprovoked testicular axehandle on an already-defeated Nakamura.

In the weeks since that first scrotal smackdown, Styles has used his genitals — which he refers to as “the house that AJ Styles built” — in one sneak-attack after another.

To level the playing field for their upcoming “Last Man Standing” showdown at WWE Money in the Bank, Nakamura will wear a protective arm brace while Styles will have his groin bubble-wrapped.

According to backstage sources, Styles may soon get his comeuppance with the impending WWE debut of Joey Ryan.

 

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