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Popular “reality TV” program Total Divas, which chronicles the catty squabbles and shallow romantic escapades of WWE Divas, has been…
After decades in the shadow of his more famous and talented cousin, the Penultimate Warrior has finally shed his status…
For the first time in more than a decade, professional wrestling television program WWE Raw is losing the so-called “Monday…
In a startling reversal of her staunchly anti-wrestling stance, television legal commentator Nancy Grace has announced that she will challenge…
A document that appears to be a “script” for popular wrestling TV program Monday Night Raw seems to indicate that…
A team of archeologists and theologians has announced the landmark discovery of a gateway to Hell directly beneath a World…
Professional wrestling manager Paul Heyman, despite being quite pleased about the recent successes of his clients, is too shy and…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that longtime professional wrestler Kane will be “repackaged” this week as a jive-talking hip…
Professional wrestling manager Paul Heyman announced today, again and again, that his client, Brock Lesnar, has conquered the Undertaker’s long-undefeated…
The elusive CM Punk’s long-awaited return to professional wrestling after a months-long absence is “imminent,” according to a person unfamiliar…
Citing the immoral sexual connotations of oiled-up, half-naked musclemen play-fighting, the Pope issued a statement from the Vatican today denouncing…
A recent poll of leading scientists shows near-universal consensus that Evolution — a recently reunited faction of dastardly professional wrestlers…
Although most fans of professional wrestling agree that the Undertaker suffered decisive, albeit surprising, loss to Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania…
Professional wrestling promoter and former billionaire Vince McMahon has declared bankruptcy after betting his entire vast fortune on the Undertaker…
Wrestling fans who attended the recent Heroes of the Squared Circle Convention in Tallahassee this past weekend reported that the…
A lone wrestling fan who tried and failed to incite fellow spectators to chant “CM Punk” and “We Want Punk”…
Despite using the world’s most sophisticated radiotelescopes to scan the farthest reaches of space and time, a team of astronomers…
In what should have been another highlight in a momentous week for Daniel Bryan, the popular professional wrestler suffered an…
After months of rumors and speculation, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that it has signed legendary professional wrestler Sting…
Although their grizzly appearances and maniacal demeanors make them stand out among the general populace, the Wyatt Family blended in…
Crime-solving canine Scooby Doo and his gang of human friends have, after becoming immersed in World Wrestling Entertainment, solved the…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced this week that the DVD/Blu-Ray release of WrestleMania 30 will feature a “Director’s Cut” of…
After much speculation about a possible match at WrestleMania 30, legendary professional wrestler Sting managed to protect his long-running streak…
Professional wrestling is a moronic, bogus sport undeserving of widespread attention, according to Nancy Grace, a moronic, bogus journalist undeserving…