Professional wrestling manager Paul Heyman announced today, again and again, that his client, Brock Lesnar, has conquered the Undertaker’s long-undefeated high score on popular video game Angry Birds.
“My client, Brock Lesnar, conquered the Undertaker’s streak of perfect three-star scores in Angry Birds, Angry Birds Seasons, and Angry Birds Star Wars,” Heyman boasted 22 times in a row.
“The Beast Incarnate,” he continued, “is also really good at Peggle.”
The Undertaker’s Angry Birds “streak” has become the stuff of legend, such that many pundits believed his ability to slingshot colorful birds toward precarious structures populated by grunting green pigs would never be beaten.
But Lesnar, a former UFC champion and self-proclaimed “Angry Birds guru,” utilized his exceptional hand-eye coordination and limited intelligence to dethrone the Deadman.
It is widely believed that the Undertaker will retire from Angry Birds competition; he has thus far declined Lesnar’s Farmville invitations on Facebook.