Crime-solving canine Scooby Doo and his gang of human friends have, after becoming immersed in World Wrestling Entertainment, solved the enduring and eerie mystery of Kate Vick.

Scooby and the gang drove to New Orleans last week in their Mystery Machine van, determined to investigate the puzzling disappearance of a teenaged cheerleader once romantically linked to Kane.

“Zoinks,” exclaimed Shaggy, upon hearing the “official” story of Vick’s disappearance from Triple-H, a conniving corporate COO who seems determined to frame Kane for wrongdoing in the Vick case.

According to Triple-H, the disappearance of Katie Vick can be traced back to a date she went on with Kane, which allegedly resulted in a gruesome and twisted assault.

But Scooby, fuelled by Scooby Snacks, doubted the veracity of Triple-H’s story and pawed at the back of the COO’s head, revealing a clever disguise.

Scooby yanked off a mask from Triple-H’s head, revealing his true identity to be the crotchety old groundskeeper and chairman of WWE, Mr. McMahon.

“It was me all along!” said Mr. McMahon. “I did those things to Katie Vick! And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for these meddling kids.”

 

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