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An older, wiser Billy Kidman says he has outgrown the immature habits of his youth and would now prefer to…
The passing of Matt “Doink” Borne sent a wave of grief through the wrestling world today, particularly among the 27…
Just days after it was revealed that he had filed for a restraining order against his own mother, professional wrestler…
Steve McGuire, a 27-year-old wrestling fan and unflappable optimist, is still holding out hope that WCW might defeat WWE in…
After receiving numerous complaints from dissatisfied viewers, TNA Wrestling has launched a series of public service announcements with the tagline:…
Having recently relocated from his native San Diego to a new home in New York City, professional wrestler Rey Mysterio…
After neglecting his backyard for several weeks, professional wrestler The Missing Link decided to finally fire up the lawnmower and…
Matt Striker, a professional wrestler and commentator, has been fired from World Wrestling Entertainment after it was discovered he has…
The theater world is abuzz today with the news that professional wrestler Mark Henry, who demonstrated his prodigious acting talents…
Jared McClusky, a 27-year-old wrestling fan from Pittsburgh, is a self-proclaimed “smart mark,” although only the latter half of that…
A remarkable new smartphone app, released this morning in the iTunes Store, automatically mutes your television at the precise moment…
Viewers of a three-hour informercial for the WWE smartphone app were surprised Monday when a wrestling match unexpectedly broke out.…
It was announced this week that popular professional wrestler Rob Van Dam will make a long-awaited return to WWE next…
Professional wrestler CM Punk, who has been on hiatus for nearly two months, is reportedly unaware that he is booked…
According to a study conducted by the World Council for Synthetic Polymers, a global shortage in silicone has been directly…
Despite high expectations, sales have been disappointing for a new WWE t-shirt bearing the slogan “I’m a Paul Roma Guy.”…
World Wrestling Entertainment announced this morning that it will hold a special celebration next month to commemorate the 20th anniversary…
In a surprising reversal of the norm, a possum recently avoided a predator’s attack by “playing wrestler.” The possum —…
Police detectives in Death Valley announced this morning that they are “very close” to making an arrest after the decades-long…
The planners of an upcoming wedding, which will unfold inside a professional wrestling ring, say they expect the ceremony will…
Popular professional wrestler Daniel Bryan — known for his monosyllabic hollers of affirmation or negation, “yes” and “no” — has…
The high-tech industry is abuzz today after the recent announcement that World Wrestling Entertainment has indeed released a smartphone app.…
Defying the known laws of physics, a group of vocal wrestling fans from the year 2001 have travelled through time…
