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Vince McMahon raw
June 12, 2012
A prominent neurological surgeon announced yesterday that Vince McMahon’s trademark swagger — long presumed to be a sign of arrogance…
Michael Cole
June 11, 2012
Wrestling commentator Michael Cole achieved a broadcasting milestone this past Monday when he uttered, for the 1,000th time, the longest-running…
Rent-a-centre hogan
June 10, 2012
Though it was once deemed the most powerful force in the universe, Hulkamania finally fizzled out of existence today with…
Wrestling fan
June 9, 2012
Terry McMullen, an obese unemployed man who lives in his parents’ Cleveland basement, failed to see the absurdity in his…
The Rock
June 8, 2012
Professional wrestler and movie star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson went to the dentist yesterday for his monthly teeth-whitening and smile-widening.…
Vince McMahon chin
June 7, 2012
According to a report published yesterday in Forbes Magazine, the dimple on WWE Chairman Vince McMahon’s chin is wealthier than…
Transit of Venus
June 5, 2012
Astronomers and amateur stargazers alike will turn their eyes to the skies today to witness a rare sight: an eclipse…
Vince WWE
June 5, 2012
The female performers in World Wrestling Entertainment — known affectionately in the business as Divas — are every bit as…
Nickelback WWE
June 4, 2012
A global audience of millions tuned in to WWE Monday Night Raw again this week, somehow undeterred by the unbearable…
TNA india
June 4, 2012
Ring Ka King, the offshoot of TNA Wrestling that launched in India last year, is experiencing a boom in popularity…
WWE contract
June 3, 2012
The professional wrestling world was shocked when an in-ring contract signing unfolded in an officious and respectful manner, utterly failing…
Conspiracy theory
June 2, 2012
Promising to “shed new light” on the infamous scandal, Jesse Ventura’s docu-reality program Conspiracy Theory is has re-opened the case…
Brooke Hogan
June 1, 2012
The day after she was unveiled as the new figurehead and leader of TNA Wrestling’s Knockouts Division, Brooke Hogan offered…
Dixie TNA
May 31, 2012
TNA Wrestling President Dixie Carter said on Twitter today that she’ll be making a “huge announcement” on this week’s episode…
WWE WWF
May 30, 2012
World Wrestling Entertainment may be forced to change its name if a nature conservation organization wins a copyright dispute over…
Falls count nowhere
May 29, 2012
After nearly four hours with no end in sight, a pair of exhausted wrestlers continue to battle in what was…
HHH Stephanie
May 28, 2012
WWE wrestler and backstage power-player Hunter Hearst Helmsley remarked at a press conference today that he’s “really glad” he married…
May 28, 2012
Still upset over an incident in Brazil that resulted in his 30-day suspension from WWE action, professional wrestler Chris Jericho…
Slobberknocker
May 27, 2012
A recent professional wrestling match that one commentator described as “one heck of a ring-a-ding-dong-dandy” reportedly escalated into a real…
annoying girl
May 24, 2012
Professional wrestling is “nothing more than a soap opera for men,” according to 29-year-old Jessica Fletcher, a habitual purveyor of…
d-generation x
May 23, 2012
The members of legendary wrestling faction D-Generation X stated in a new retrospective documentary that they are proud to have…
Princess Bride sequel
May 22, 2012
Gargantuan professional wrestler Paul “Big Show” Wight has been hounding executives at WWE Studios to read the screenplay he has…
daniel bryan
May 21, 2012
Clean-living wrestler Daniel Bryan — a vegan who exercises vigorously and abstains from drugs, alcohol and other dangerous behaviors —…
loggers
May 20, 2012
A real lumberjack match — a violent dust-up between a pair of forestry workers at an Oregon logging camp —…