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Although two decades have passed since he fell victim to a hex cast by voodoo witch doctor Papa Shango, The…
The National Weather Service has announced that the dreaded Gorilla Monsoon over the Pacific has diminished in ferocity and thus…
An archeological dig at a newly unearthed cave near Jerusalem has yielded a long-sought discovery: a parchment scroll apparently containing…
Jimmy Uso confessed he was “as confused as everyone else” when a 12-year-old New Jersey boy with a terminal neurological…
Professional wrestler and Hollywood star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson expressed disappointment and shame yesterday after his much-touted strudel turned out…
Although she appreciates the sentiment behind the frequent phone calls she receives, Brodus Clay’s momma admitted yesterday she would prefer…
What was intended to be a nostalgic reunion of Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) alumni was instead an utter flop after…
Frankie, the blue-and-gold macaw owned by WWE Hall-of-Famer Koko B. Ware, has learned all the lyrics to Ware’s song Piledriver…
Professional wrestlers Brock Lesnar and Scott Steiner are embroiled in a heated rivalry over whose chest is adorned with a…
Though Rob Van Dam’s kicking prowess has often led wrestling commentators to remark about his “educated feet,” the wrestler was…
In a strange case of art-imitating-life-imitating-art, professional wrestler Jerry Lynn has been cast to portray actor Mickey Rourke in a…
At a recent independent wrestling event in rural Delaware, veteran wrestler Bobby Eaton was introduced as “Beautiful” Bobby Eaton, though…
Vince McMahon’s grown children, Shane and Stephanie, were embarrassed yesterday when a group of houseguests overheard the WWE chairman belting…
One of the most enduring mysteries in professional wrestling was solved this week when Paul Bearer revealed that his ubiquitous…
Professional wrestler Scott Steiner shocked his loyal Twitter followers last night when, by a sheer fluke of random chance, he…
Chronic overcrowding in American prisons has led lawmakers to adopt a new type of incarceration system modeled after WWE’s Elimination…
After many years of watching their sledgehammer get discovered under the ring and misused by Triple-H, the WWE ring crew…
The late Lou Thesz, widely considered one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, rolled in his grave during the…
Sources close to legendary professional wrestler Jake “The Snake” Roberts report that the serpentine superstar appears to have chocolate or…
Wrestling fans worldwide are united in concern for Irish superstar Sheamus, who tragically burst into flames this morning after being…
Hoping to recuperate their losses on the ill-fated line of Sin Cara action figures, toymaker Mattel is re-branding the dolls…
Carrying on a long tradition of charitable work by WWE wrestlers, Bray Wyatt has devoted much of his spare time…
According to a recent study by the American Publishing Association, practically every professional wrestler on earth has now published at…
Although he professes a lifelong pledge of abstinence from drugs and alcohol, wrestler CM Punk confessed yesterday that he is…