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McMahon golf
June 20, 2012
Wrestling mogul Vince McMahon announced today that he is entering the realm of professional golf by launching an “extreme” league…
The Rock WWE
June 19, 2012
Professional wrestler and Hollywood star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson assured fans that he was finally back “home” in WWE to…
Vince McMahon twitter
June 18, 2012
World Wrestling Entertainment mogul Vince McMahon reportedly wept himself to sleep last night after reading every single negative comment on…
No Way Out review
June 17, 2012
Although it was billed as a “sports entertainment” extravaganza, the No Way Out pay-per-view event presented Sunday by World Wrestling…
No Way Out Bryan Punk
June 17, 2012
Longtime WWE superstar Kane confessed during a press conference this morning that he’s “just as confused as everyone else” about…
Lord Tensai geishas
June 17, 2012
A team of highly skilled geishas accompany their ruler, Lord Tensei, around the world to perform an ancient Japanese custom:…
Big Boss Man
June 16, 2012
The inmates at the Cobb County Correctional Facility have been running amok for nearly six years now, highlighting the desperate…
barbed wire deathmatch
June 15, 2012
Violent deathmatch wrestler “Razor” Blade Burns — known for brutal and gory matches involving broken glass, thumbtacks and other painful…
Ryberg
June 14, 2012
Perennial wrestling jobber Duane Gill announced today that he is coming out of retirement to spoof the undefeated powerhouse Ryback…
WWE sign
June 13, 2012
Despite being a fully grown man with a career and family, 33-year-old Dylan Murphy spent an entire day last weekend…
Vince McMahon raw
June 12, 2012
A prominent neurological surgeon announced yesterday that Vince McMahon’s trademark swagger — long presumed to be a sign of arrogance…
Michael Cole
June 11, 2012
Wrestling commentator Michael Cole achieved a broadcasting milestone this past Monday when he uttered, for the 1,000th time, the longest-running…
Trampoline
June 11, 2012
The trampoline once used by Sin Cara to make spectacular ring entrances is now being used by Texan wrestling veteran…
Rent-a-centre hogan
June 10, 2012
Though it was once deemed the most powerful force in the universe, Hulkamania finally fizzled out of existence today with…
Wrestling fan
June 9, 2012
Terry McMullen, an obese unemployed man who lives in his parents’ Cleveland basement, failed to see the absurdity in his…
The Rock
June 8, 2012
Professional wrestler and movie star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson went to the dentist yesterday for his monthly teeth-whitening and smile-widening.…
Vince McMahon chin
June 7, 2012
According to a report published yesterday in Forbes Magazine, the dimple on WWE Chairman Vince McMahon’s chin is wealthier than…
Great Khali
June 6, 2012
The wrestling community is reeling amid revelations that The Great Khali, long believed to be a towering behemoth, is actually…
Transit of Venus
June 5, 2012
Astronomers and amateur stargazers alike will turn their eyes to the skies today to witness a rare sight: an eclipse…
Vince WWE
June 5, 2012
The female performers in World Wrestling Entertainment — known affectionately in the business as Divas — are every bit as…
Nickelback WWE
June 4, 2012
A global audience of millions tuned in to WWE Monday Night Raw again this week, somehow undeterred by the unbearable…
TNA india
June 4, 2012
Ring Ka King, the offshoot of TNA Wrestling that launched in India last year, is experiencing a boom in popularity…
WWE contract
June 3, 2012
The professional wrestling world was shocked when an in-ring contract signing unfolded in an officious and respectful manner, utterly failing…
Conspiracy theory
June 2, 2012
Promising to “shed new light” on the infamous scandal, Jesse Ventura’s docu-reality program Conspiracy Theory is has re-opened the case…