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Lie cheat steal
October 14, 2012
Avid wrestling fan Braden McDougall claimed that he was merely “honoring the memory of the late, great Eddie Guerrero” by…
LJN action figures
October 13, 2012
Elliot Ramsay, a 44-year-old insurance salesman with an otherwise normal life, spent Sunday afternoon re-enacting WrestleMania 3 in its entirety…
wwe 13 screenshots
October 12, 2012
The staff at video game studio THQ are said to be feverishly working around the clock to omit all traces…
WWE rehab
October 11, 2012
In a move that is being lauded as proactive and forward-thinking, World Wrestling Entertainment has enrolled all its contracted performers…
October 10, 2012
World Wrestling Entertainment made an abrupt, 180-degree turn in its public relations strategy today by announcing a campaign in support…
goatface bryan
October 8, 2012
A seven-year-old male goat named Heehaw has filed a lawsuit against WWE performer Daniel Bryan for “defamation of character.” The…
Paul Wight big show
October 7, 2012
The young children of professional wrestler Paul “Big Show” Wight were delighted this past weekend their father returned from his…
Tennis Cornette
October 6, 2012
For decades, legendary wrestling manager Jim Cornette was rarely seen without his signature accessory, a tennis racket. But until yesterday,…
Moon landing hoax
October 5, 2012
A local conspiracy theorist claims there is “irrefutable proof” that the Max Moon landing of 1992 was an elaborate hoax.…
TNA Botchamania
October 4, 2012
A number of performers contracted to Total Non-Stop Action (TNA) Wrestling are believed to be seeking wider exposure and notoriety…
Fozzy
October 3, 2012
Wrestler-turned-rocker Chris Jericho is, experts insist, absolutely adorable for believing that his heavy metal band, Fozzy, would have a large…
Larry King
October 2, 2012
Although the company has been aiming its programming toward a younger audience in recent years, World Wrestling Entertainment targeted the…
Undertaker kayfabe
October 1, 2012
Legendary professional wrestler The Undertaker found himself straining his eyes to read his local newspaper after dusk yesterday, so he…
Honey boo boo wwe
September 30, 2012
Following the release of Kelly Kelly from its Divas roster, World Wrestling Entertainment has found a suitable replacement in child…
TMZ wrestling
September 29, 2012
Popular celebrity gossip site TMZ reported yesterday that a famous professional wrestler was recently spotted somewhere, doing some kind of…
Kelly Kelly wwe
September 28, 2012
World Wrestling Entertainment attained record-breaking ratings Friday after it was revealed that Diva Kelly Kelly had been released from her…
Damien Jake Roberts
September 27, 2012
Drago, the five-foot komodo dragon that sometimes accompanied Ricky Steamboat to the wrestling ring, still dreams blissfully about devouring Damien,…
Wrestling holds
September 26, 2012
According to a noted wrestling historian, whichever dimwit invented and named the so-called “Airplane Spin” clearly didn’t know the difference…
Wrestling fan
September 25, 2012
Tyler McKinney, a self-described “smark” and avid member of the so-called Internet Wrestling Community (IWC), has the supremely annoying habit…
Wrestlemania
September 24, 2012
Hoping to carry on its long tradition of showcasing awful musical acts at WrestleMania, WWE talent scouts have been scouring…
wrestling heel
September 23, 2012
Unpopular professional wrestler Damien Sandow isn’t afraid to insult the people, culture and/or sports team of the town he’s in,…
Ric Flair
September 22, 2012
Although wrestling pundits have insisted for decades that Ric Flair could “have a five-star match with a broomstick,” they were…
Daniel Bryan Kane
September 21, 2012
Professional wrestlers Kane and Daniel Bryan have settled a weeks-long dispute — which hinged largely on a grammatical mistake —…
To Catch a Predator
September 21, 2012
Professional wrestler Randy Orton has been caught in a sting operation by Dateline NBC’s popular hidden-camera show “To Catch an…