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Santino cobra
September 19, 2012
An alarmed woman alerted the security guards at a New York City nightclub after she misinterpreted Santino Marella’s offer to…
JR Gawd
September 18, 2012
Professional wrestling commentator Jim Ross said on Twitter yesterday that, despite much soul searching, he is still agnostic about the…
Chris Jericho
September 17, 2012
Wrestler-turned-rocker Chris Jericho collapsed onstage during a performance by his metal band, Fozzy, reportedly succumbing to the weight of his…
vince wwe
September 16, 2012
Sources close to WWE mogul Vince McMahon report that even he — like millions of wrestling fans worldwide — is…
Cena autograph
September 16, 2012
An eleven-year-old boy who suffers from a rare neurological disorder was visibly disappointed at a WWE house show yesterday when…
Female wrestling fan
September 15, 2012
Fans and wrestlers alike were taken aback at a recent Ring of Honor show when it was revealed that one…
Hitman Hart hair
September 15, 2012
Legendary professional wrestler Bret Hart is living very comfortably in retirement, thanks largely to the thousands of dollars he saves…
lawler heart attack
September 14, 2012
During the terrifying moments when wrestling legend Jerry “The King” Lawler was clinically dead after suffering a heart attack on…
Lawler heart attack
September 13, 2012
Sources close to Jerry Lawler, who suffered a heart attack during a live broadcast of last Monday’s WWE Raw program,…
Angels and Demons
September 13, 2012
The publishing world achieved a major milestone this week when it was revealed that a fan of professional wrestling read…
Steve austin movie
September 12, 2012
Contrary to the raucous behavior for which he is known and beloved by wrestling fans, Steve Austin opened up a…
Marc Copani
September 11, 2012
American military forces scouring the remotest regions of the American Midwest are reportedly closing in on the whereabouts of Muhammad…
Triple-H Haircut
September 10, 2012
In a phenomenon more commonly seen among preteen girls, tens of thousands of grown men became dizzily aflutter last week…
Pontiac silverdome
September 9, 2012
More than 25 years after attending the monumental WrestleMania III event, the last remaining attendee, Derek Hemsworth, has finally made…
Raw smackdown
September 8, 2012
Careful examination of last Friday night’s episode of WWE Smackdown revealed that the entirety of the program was spent recapping…
wrestling fan
September 7, 2012
Self-professed “wrestling historian” Mark Ramsay admits he feels a sense of resentment toward his parents, Gladys and Harold Ramsay, for…
Triple-H Haircut
September 6, 2012
Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake waged a sneak attack on the hair of Hunter Hearst Helmsley yesterday, successfully lopping off Helmsley’s…
Rob Van Dam
September 5, 2012
At a poorly attended independent wrestling show in a high school gymnasium, Rob Van Dam half-heartedly defeated his unimposing opponent…
John Cena
September 4, 2012
Humungo, a 33-year-old African elephant that has spent most its life touring with a circus, was overcome with pity after…
wwe replica
September 2, 2012
A replica of the WWE World Heavyweight Championship available at a recent wrestling convention was priced at $375, which is…
eastwood wwe
September 2, 2012
Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood delivered a long, unfocused and confusing diatribe to Lil Jimmy during last night’s WWE house show…
WWE smackdown
August 31, 2012
The enormous fist that once loomed above the entrance of the Smackdown staging has finally been returned to its rightful…
Kane Yankem
August 31, 2012
Although four out of five dentists recommend Crest to maintain healthy teeth and gums, the fifth dentist, Dr. Isaac Yankem,…
John Cena kids
August 30, 2012
During one of his many meet-and-greet sessions at children’s hospitals across the nation, John Cena made an embarrassing gaffe by…