The forward-thinking matchmakers at World Wrestling Entertainment recently drafted a five-year plan that includes a re-re-match between The Rock and John Cena in 2014 dubbed “Thrice in a Lifetime.”
“Through focus groups and computer predictions, we can confidently say that “Thrice in a Lifetime” will draw record-breaking audiences to WrestleMania 30,” said a document sent to the WWE Board of Directors and leaked to Kayfabe News.
Responding to criticism that WWE doesn’t make long-term plans, the company’s so-called Creative Team plotted key matches through 2018, which will also include Alberto Del Rio facing the Big Show in what will be billed as a “Last Fan Caring” match.
The Rock has reportedly signed a five-year contract with WWE, which will require him to appear on television at least seven times and come up with 20 different ways of mocking John Cena’s genitalia. The contract is worth a reported $85 trillion.