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Professional wrestling referee Dave Hebner made a shocking confession this week, admitting it was he — not his twin brother…
Prolonged exposure to World Wrestling Entertainment programming has been linked to diminished language skills, according to a recent survey that…
WWE matchmakers have conceded that, although it seemed like a good idea at the time, a battle royal inside a…
Local redneck Travis McCreary was crippled by indecision last night trying to figure out which wrestlers to boo in a…
World Wrestling Entertainment announced today that Cody Rhodes has been released from the company, though his moustache has been offered…
Due to an apparent clerical error, the main event of WWE’s upcoming Royal Rumble pay-per-view will not pit CM Punk…
Snack food manufacturer Hostess, which announced in late-2012 that it would cease operations due to a labor dispute, has seen…
Professional wrestling personality Paul Heyman shocked fans today when he announced his first foray into music: a recording of “I…
Professional wrestling and mixed martial arts star Brock Lesnar finally completed his chest tattoo this week by having a pair…
The professional wrestling community is in shock after a recent match was won by means of a sunset flip —…
According to industry insiders, TNA Wrestling is soon expected to announce that it will further reduce its schedule of pay-per-view…
After months of struggling with depression and loneliness, frequent Bleacher Report contributor Steve Reinhardt penned a suicide note the only…
In order to beat other wrestling news sites to the punch, it was announced today that WWE.com will begin publishing…
Professional wrestler and Hollywood star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has reportedly hired 14-year-old Dylan Grange — a pubescent dimwit —…
A local goat is reportedly reaching the end of its patience after being repeatedly called a “Bryanface.” The goat’s owner,…
Legendary professional wrestler Ric Flair will reportedly return to in-ring action this April to square off against a longtime rival,…
In an unprecedented feat of strength, Swiss professional wrestler Antonio Cesaro delivered his signature finisher, The Neutralizer, to a full-sized…
Former Olympian and professional wrestler Kurt Angle has announced that he plans to compete in the 2044 Olympic Summer Games…
After spending years getting an assortment of symbols inked into every available patch of his skin, champion wrestler CM Punk…
Professional wrestling legend Jake “The Snake” Roberts invoked his inner demons yesterday to place a bloodcurdling, barely audible order for…
Professional wrestler and psychotic nymphomaniac AJ Lee made a New Year’s resolution to be more sexually promiscuous and maniacal during…
Longtime professional wrestling ring announcer Howard Finkel bid farewell to 2012 and welcomed 2013 by wishing everyone around the world…
WWE superstar John Cena is undeterred by the taunts of fans around the world because he mistakenly believes they are…
Professional wrestler and behind-the-scenes WWE executive Hunter Hearst Helmsley has threatened to film a sequel to The Chaperone if he…