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Professional wrestler Randy Orton is enjoying the greatest popularity of his career, thanks to his new strategy of doing absolutely…
Whereas “Austin 3:16” remains synonymous with ass-whupping among wrestling fans worldwide, few are familiar with the relatively obscure “Austin 3:14”…
Never one to shy away from bold self-aggrandizement, professional wrestler Randy Orton insisted today that he actually delivered his signature…
A landmark study published today in the new Harvard Review of Popculture Idolatry reveals that professional wrestler Dean Ambrose is…
A report issued today by the US Federal Communications Commission (FCC) warns of a potential “data shortage crisis” as the…
Amid widespread speculation about his future in World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), legendary wrestler The Undertaker shocked showbiz pundits today with…
Professional wrestler Ryback got quite the surprise yesterday when an arena full of quick-witted WWE fans collectively remarked on the wrestler’s…
After an underwhelming return to World Wrestling Entertainment in early 2014, Dave “Batista” Bautista has announced he will return again…
After months of embarrassment over a botched dye-job, professional wrestler Seth Rollins has finally located the rest the dye required…
Fans of professional wrestling are in a state of confusion after a disagreement between a WWE superstar and the officiating referee…
Video game company Yuke’s announced today the upcoming release of WWE 3K15, a simulation of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) action…
Mentally unstable professional wrestler Dean Ambrose, not fully grasping why his WWE colleagues are wearing pink through the month of…
Just when it seemed that Rusev’s reign of pro-Russian propaganda was unstoppable, patriotic American hero The Rock vanquished the evildoer…
World Wrestling Entertainment has announced that tonight’s episode of its long-running flagship show, Monday Night Raw, will be a rerun.…
Despite repeated warnings during broadcasts of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) programming to not try this at home, a new report indicates…
Following an escalating series of verbal threats to “crush” America and acts of violence against American patriots, Bulgarian national and…
Feeling his already-tenuous masculinity threatened, 37-year-old wrestling fan Tyler Herschel was forced to explain again today that the colorful plastic…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has launched a new series of anti-bullying public service announcements aimed at teaching young people that…
After noting that a significant number of wrestlers have been appearing on national television with embarrassingly wet hair, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE)…
After being “set free” by Bray Wyatt on a recent episode of World Wrestling Entertainment programming, hairy hillbilly Luke Harper…
The makers of NXT 2K15 insist that the soon-to-be-released video game will feature all the fast-paced action that wrestling fans…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) issued a statement today to the people of Russia, assuring them that the Big Show did…
Spattered in blood and wallowing in remorse, professional wrestler Booker T immediately regretted shucking ducks earlier today, despite talking enthusiastically…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that Total Divas, a “reality TV” show chronicling the behind-the-scenes squabbles and foibles of…