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Natalya Fart
July 31, 2012
Embracing the new WWE-endorsed social networking platform Tout, Natalya reached out to fans yesterday in her own special way —…
kharma wwe
July 31, 2012
Aiming to shed a few pounds in anticipation of her return to WWE action, Kharma is reportedly khutting out kharbs…
Doink WWE
July 30, 2012
Having blown its entire annual budget on the extravagant 1,000th episode of Raw last week, World Wrestling Entertainment is drastically…
Foley Beyond the Mat
July 30, 2012
Sitting at ringside during a recent live wrestling event, Mick Foley’s wife and children wailed in terror as they witnessed…
HHH
July 29, 2012
A new study published in the respected journal Sports Medicine Monthly proves what wrestlers have intuitively known for years —…
July 28, 2012
Up-and-coming professional wrestler The 1-2 Kid is gaining popularity thanks to his scrappy underdog status, yet has been unable to…
WWE olympics
July 27, 2012
The Summer Olympic Games will bring the world together through the unifying power of sports such as Olympic wrestling, the…
Orton voices head
July 26, 2012
The mental health of professional wrestler Randy Orton has been in question for years, due to Orton’s claims of hearing…
Green mist wrestling
July 25, 2012
Once considered to be a skill possessed only by Asian professional wrestlers, the ability to spew green mist has been…
Sandow Speech
July 24, 2012
World Wrestling Entertainment has reportedly suspended Damien Sandow for 60 days after a Wellness Policy test revealed he has been…
raw 1000
July 23, 2012
During the broadcast of the landmark 1,000th episode of Monday Night Raw, World Wrestling Entertainment launched a new marketing campaign…
Nickelback Outasight
July 23, 2012
Professional wrestling fans worldwide rejoiced tonight as they were, after many years of auditory torture, freed from their forced exposure…
1000th Raw
July 23, 2012
Tonight’s airing of the 1,000th episode of Monday Night Raw is a harbinger of the impending apocalypse, according to scholars…
jimmy hart wwe
July 22, 2012
Bargain hunters in Tampa were reportedly disappointed Saturday when a much-anticipated yard sale at the home of wrestling manager Jimmy…
Max Moon WWE Raw
July 21, 2012
Professional wrestler and intergalactic space warrior Maximilian Moon — or Max Moon to his friends and starship colleagues — is…
Lanny Poffo
July 20, 2012
Professional wrestler Limpin’ Lanny Poffo silently composed a clever, albeit rather depressing, limerick about his upcoming hip replacement while sitting…
July 18, 2012
In an effort to appease advertisers and sponsors with a more family-friendly product, World Wrestling Entertainment recently rebranded the Hell…
NXT mcmahon
July 16, 2012
Professional wrestling mogul Vince McMahon was reportedly shocked yesterday to discover that NXT, one of the lower-tier franchises in his…
Christian WWE
July 14, 2012
After many years of dedicated service to his profession, wrestler Christian has ascended in rank to Colonel Charisma. “In recognition…
Pay-per-view review
July 11, 2012
A new survey released today indicates that approximately 62 per cent of professional wrestling fans mistakenly believe monthly events are…
WWE USB
July 10, 2012
World Wrestling Entertainment announced this morning that the heavy, cumbersome Money in the Bank briefcase will be phased out in…
Charlie Sheen WWE
July 9, 2012
Controversial Hollywood bad boy Charlie Sheen will be the special “Social Media Ambassador” during the 1,000th episode of WWE Raw,…
Brodus Clay dance
July 9, 2012
Parent groups across North America have expressed deep concern about professional wrestler Brodus Clay, a man who pretends to be…
TNA Destination X
July 8, 2012
Hoping to inject new life and excitement into the Ultimate-X match, TNA Wrestling announced today it will criss-cross several more…