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Smackdown, a professional wrestling program broadcast every Friday by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), continues to dominate the so-called “Friday Night…
Tyler McCutcheon, a recently fired Arby’s night manager who lives in the dank basement of his parents’ Cleveland home, is…
Leaked identification documents reveal that the cult-like cadre of sadistic hillbillies known to wrestling fans as The Wyatt Family previously attained…
A small but vocal group of recovering Hulkamaniacs has launched a public crusade against what they call “Hogan’s propaganda campaign…
Former pro wrestler “Stone Cold” Steve Austin has, in an uncharacteristic departure from his usual brash self-assuredness, issued a heartfelt…
Despite his gargantuan stature, Punjabi professional wrestler The Great Khali has been an underwhelming performer in World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE),…
After decades of illegal residency in the spandex trunks of dastardly professional wrestlers, an illegal foreign object has finally obtained…
After years of telling fans that their asses had better call somebody, professional wrestler Road Dogg was amused by the…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that one of the most valuable performers in the company's long history, a black steel folding…
Proving once again that he is much more brawn than brains, professional wrestler Brock Lesnar shocked even his closest friends…
The Human Resources department of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) is reeling after a tumultuous 24 hours during which Diva Emma has…
Professional wrestler Brock Lesnar, who shockingly ended the Undertaker’s 21-match winning streak at WrestleMania, has also just broken the Undertaker’s…
Less than 24 hours after delighting wrestling fans with a surprise return to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), former champion and…
John Cena, a plucky underdog with big dreams and an even bigger heart, finally got his first taste of stardom…
Money in the Bank, a WWE pay-per-view event being broadcast tonight from Boston’s TD Garden, features not one but two Divas matches,…
After a long tenure of high-paying, low-profile employment with World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), recently released professional wrestler JTG has tragically returned to…
Insisting that it “seemed like a good idea at the time,” Bulgarian-turned-Russian professional wrestler Rusev admits that now, in hindsight,…
Following a slew of complaints from TV watchdogs about “borderline-pornographic” content on the air, the USA Network has begun digitally censoring…
In a gesture of solidarity toward his two bizarre sons, legendary professional wrestler Dusty Rhodes announced he is coming out…
Elusive professional wrestler CM Punk, who vanished from World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) early this year for what has been euphemistically described as…
Quixotic professional wrestler Bray Wyatt was rushed to an undisclosed medical center this morning after reportedly eating a world that…
Having finally realized the full magnitude of his streak-ending loss at WrestleMania 30, legendary pro wrestler The Undertaker has officially…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) is facing the dire financial consequences of chronic mismanagement, having filed bankruptcy papers this morning in the…
Russian President Vladimir Putin, frequently cited as a staunch supporter of Bulgarian-turned-Russian professional wrestler Rusev, admitted today that he’s “more…